Your in a room. Next to you is a door. You are wearing an outfit others would consider atrocious, but you consider the peak of fashion.
This is because you are VisorDweeb. that is not your real name, but nobody cares about your real name when VisorDweeb is a lot funnier to say.
Whats the gameplan?
>Check for possible upstairs neighbor
Only the best days make us live laufh lovet
>Check for possible upstairs neighbor
You shout up the hole, to an unfortunate lack of response.
> Think about it. It is going to happen. Start. (MSPFA COMMAND)
What were you even thinking??? How did you think you could actually do it? Are you an idiot???
This embarrassment is extremely frustrating, and you do not think you will live it down for a very long time. You are somewhat impressed with the amount of height you achieved, but you should have obviously known to not do this.
You think you are starting to get too complacent with doing what the COMMANDs command you to do...
> See a new perspective via flipping your visor. (MSPFA COMMAND)
Please refer to the first user command response for further clarification on this message: NO.
Lemon: im back
>Remember something cool you can do just now that can actually help you up the hole
>Remember something cool you can do just now that can actually help you up the hole
If only you had internet, you could do so much... You honestly did not even know it was possible for there to be a place on this planet without an internet connection. It should be actually physically impossible, and yet somehow H.N. managed.
You really had not thought much about the lack of internet down here at all. Maybe you should have? Not like thinking about it would change anything...
Perhaps it is for the best that you stop considering the hole, as the hole has most certainly not considered you these past few days.
for this latest update i wanted to try out a slightly different style, thoughts?
> VD: Realize that all of these god damn puzzles are annoying and irritating and that you should probably kill whoever designed them as soon as you find them.
https://kurosurintomasu.nekoweb.org/
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> VD: Realize that all of these god damn puzzles are annoying and irritating and that you should probably kill whoever designed them as soon as you find them.
Well do you have some good news for you! That has been the plan for quite some time now, actually.
Retroactively speaking you wish it had always been the plan, but unfortunately you only decided on this recently.
Better late then never, you suppose.
> Go to the game. Get in front of the door. Input "> attack [direction of door] [id of door]".
"eat a big piece of bread, but dont say big words"
> Go to the game. Get in front of the door. Input "> attack [direction of door] [id of door]".
Of course. At least you have been getting better at this whole adding text on screen thing. You wonder why you had never tried this before?
Also you at first did not want to mention it but it was actually pretty easy to get the I.D. of the door, surprisingly. All you had to do was properly use the identify command.
Really makes you wonder why the rest of this has to suck so bad.
\> VD: This stupid text adventure is stupid. Stab it with your knife.
https://kurosurintomasu.nekoweb.org/
Well there's only 2 more commands that haven't been used. Might as well see if they are of any use.
> VD: Input the "> Jump" command with the direction being up, while you're at it, push that "height" argument as high as it will allow to see how high you can jump.
"eat a big piece of bread, but dont say big words"
> VD: This stupid text adventure is stupid. Stab it with your knife.
Yeah... Yeah! No more games! No more stupid inputs!
You don't even have anything to say about this one.
This has reminded you that you probably should not follow the command of the COMMANDs without doing at least a moment of critical thinking first, because this was rather stupid. Surprisingly ineffective, but stupid.
Was it the KNIFE or the TERMINAL? You do not care enough to find out.
i would do the last two commands from here and mspfa rn but its 2 am for me so its gonna have to wait like 18 hours-ish if i manage to keep myself from getting distracted by working on this when i need to do other stuff lol
> VD: Find Error 38 in the manual for this game. Do the debug.
If only there was a manual for this stupid puzzle.
> VD: Input the "> Jump" command with the direction being up, while you're at it, push that "height" argument as high as it will allow to see how high you can jump.
You are getting pettier now. Won't even show what is presumably H.N's writing anymore in the debug strings, just your own rephrasing of it.
It's funny enough to you, at least.
Lemon: this is g🍋nna be my m🍋st dumbest idea yet fill free t🍋 b🍋nk me in y🍋ur mind
>Go to H.N office f*ck it and strife if need be throw away all intuitions and just risk it because why not theres nothing left to lose nor to gain RAAAAAAAAH
> VD: Hand the stick figure the knife.
It seems like you do not understand how this all works.