Your in a room. Next to you is a door. You are wearing an outfit others would consider atrocious, but you consider the peak of fashion.
This is because you are VisorDweeb. that is not your real name, but nobody cares about your real name when VisorDweeb is a lot funnier to say.
Whats the gameplan?
>push the button
>Press the button! (MSPFA COMMAND)
>Push it! Push it! (AUTHOR COMMAND)
>PRESS THE BUTTON ALREADY!!! (AUTHOR COMMAND)
>please push the button (AUTHOR COMMAND)
>Just press the button its not that hard (AUTHOR COMMAND)
>Its not like it would hurt to push it, right? (AUTHOR COMMAND)
>press that damn button so hard it breaks (AUTHOR COMMAND)
ALRIGHT, YOU GET IT ALREADY!!!!!
You hesitated for a moment, but eventually managed to do something as absolutely petrifying as pressing a button.
There doesn't... seem... to be any noticeable changes...
You have concluded that the command was pointless and that this was all a big waste of time.
If it did change something, you obviously cannot tell what it was, so you are just going to say it never mattered. Unless it changes something in the TERMINAL GAME. That would be rather inconvenient, if it was something you were already well aware of.
>Begrudgingly check the terminal game… (MSPFA COMMAND)
>check one of the 6 rooms
It is four rooms, actually, but okay. Nothing of note here in F4.
Now it is three rooms. You are excited to finally be wrapping this up, as you think this puzzle has wasted far too much of your time considering its quality.
Have you made sure everyone is aware how much you want this puzzle to be over yet? You are not sure you have, so you are just making sure once more.
Lemon: y🍋u are d🍋ing great!
>check one of the three rooms
>check one of the three rooms
No. You are putting your foot down here. This STUPID PUZZLE is not going to end with some meandering ">just go to any room really, hee hee! im just gonna let you pick whatever you want instead of telling you exactly what to do!"
There will be specification! One of the last three! Pick! The options:
A14
B14
D12
>D12
Just about what you expected, which is not much.
2 remain.
>B14
The suspense has been building for at least half a day at this point.
You are now at the precipice of something actually happening.
It is time.
>here we go....enter the final room,a14
>A14 (!!!!!!) (MSPFA COMMAND)
Here it is, in all it's top right glory. THE FINAL ROOM.
What's that over in the corner?
If previous designs are anything to go by, you suspect this may be a type of door. You don't have any buttons to press to open this one.
As you were preparing to go and deal with all the CREATURES as the obvious final door opening task, it opened on its own.
To say you were merely suspicious would be a vast understatement.
Not like you have much else to do but enter, so that's what you do.
There is a door-like shape on the EAST wall. You begin rotating in order to see every wall side.
Facing WEST, you see both the entrance to the room as well as two BUTTONS, with up and down arrows on them.
You decided to push the down one. Not too sure why, really.
Considering what the symbols on the BUTTONS could mean, there is a high chance that either the floor of the previous room moved upwards, or the room you are in now moved downwards.
Reading the words you just wrote, you come to a fairly reasonable conclusion.
This was a lot to do at once. You suppose reaching THE FINAL ROOM may have gotten you a bit more motivated than usual, so you ended up being pretty productive.
What should you do next? There are a few possibilities now, but trying to define them may limit the scope of potential COMMANDs. You will hold back, at least momentarily.
>Stop playing the game and rest your poor fingers and take a good stretch...dear gog man i can feel the cramping from here...
>Stop playing the game and rest your poor fingers and take a good stretch...dear gog man i can feel the cramping from here...
You do not think your hands are particularly sore? Although you suppose a good stretch never hurt, at least not in a bad way...
There is no image of you stretching, because that would be boring. You also fixed you hair, since it was getting out of shape enough to look bad, especially after the neck stretches.
Now that you have solved those crises that were not very important, you can get back to wrapping up the stupid game.
>go down: press the down arrow button
>go down: press the down arrow button
This did not visibly change anything.