Your in a room. Next to you is a door. You are wearing an outfit others would consider atrocious, but you consider the peak of fashion.
This is because you are VisorDweeb. that is not your real name, but nobody cares about your real name when VisorDweeb is a lot funnier to say.
Whats the gameplan?
Lemon: 🍋kay c🍋mmands c🍋mmands...
>H.N's Plans
>Open All Doors
>H.N's Secret folder (DO NOT OPEN)
>H.N's Plans
>Open All Doors
>H.N's Secret folder (DO NOT OPEN)
You type in the commands to the terminal, with seemingly no result.
God, you hate this. You hate this stupid puzzle. You hate this stupid stick figure. You hate this entire building, this entire situation.
You're staring at yourself in the reflection on the screen and all you can feel is anger. The sooner you get out of here, the better.
Lemon: Perhaps this is a game! and y🍋u need t🍋 play it
>walk around
>walk around
You command it to do just that, which gives you actual feedback this time around! It seems like "walk" might be the command name, and that it needs a specific value following it. Soon, you surely will have this stupid stick figure doing something.
>Walk: East
>Walk: East
Seems like the command does not need a colon after it, which makes sense. You do wonder for a moment if "around" is an argument that is meant to be used as a second or third value to a different branch of the "walk" command, since it only spat out an error about an unspecified direction.
Also, you read the next command and saw that it also contains the same error, so you are saving everybody the time and potential embarrassment that would ensue from inputting that.
Lemon: S🍋 c🍋mplex! f🍋rgive me if i put c🍋l🍋ns! i didnt want y🍋u t🍋 think i meant y🍋u,silly dweeb!
>Walk west
>Walk west
Oh. Well isn't that just swell? At least you got it to change the damn stick figure screen. Still ended in an error, however. This is really frustrating you now.
You begin to quickly pace around the room to try and sort your thoughts out, while also exhausting yourself physically even more so than you had previously. Maybe this pacing will help you come up with new ideas about everything going on in this place..?
Lemon: 🍋kay 🍋kay lets all take s🍋me deep breaths...in.....and 🍋ut....in...and 🍋ut n🍋w this is a mini game and clearly we need t🍋 beat it...y🍋u like games right every🍋ne d🍋es! s🍋 perhaps if y🍋u beat this minigame y🍋u'll find 🍋ut just what the hell is g🍋ing 🍋n!
>walk south
>walk south
Well, at least that is something new again. You do not exactly get why it turned in the wrong direction, since you are pretty sure it did the reverse of the west rotation, which doesn't make any sense.
You guess H.N. might have actually done this solo, considering how this thing cannot even do the most basic of tasks. There is not even a doorframe in that direction either. Maybe the stick figure is supposed to be looking south?
>look south
That just about checks out with you. At this point you think you might mentally check out and just start keyspamming.
You guess maybe asking for some help wouldn't hurt at this point, as what was left of your pride was destroyed by that door when it also probably destroyed a rib or two earlier.
>Ask for Help
Alright, just typing in the text an-oh. ohhhhhhhhhhh.... ohhhhhh nooooo.........
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh nnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..................
Lemon: DUDE? DUDE WHAT HAPPENED? RESP🍋ND T🍋 ME
>Lemon: turn him around from the screen and shake him
>respond
> respond a backflip (partially mspfa command)
What? You think the flashing lights might have jumbled up the command a little bit... Whatever the case, you are not doing anything remotely close to a backflip right now.
That was bad. Really, really bad. If H.N. was not already aware of this weakness of yours, there is no doubt that this info has gotten into that Hulking Nitwit's vial claws by now. Ouugghhh, you feel like throwing up....
>take a rest you deserve it
No time for rest here. You do your classic VisorDweeb Wake-Up Routine™ to get back into your groove. It is time to absolutely destroy this stupid puzzle.
Lemon: this d🍋esnt feel right but 🍋kay...
>free style the game