>Remember something cool you can do just now that can actually help you up the hole

If only you had internet, you could do so much... You honestly did not even know it was possible for there to be a place on this planet without an internet connection. It should be actually physically impossible, and yet somehow H.N. managed.

You really had not thought much about the lack of internet down here at all. Maybe you should have? Not like thinking about it would change anything...

Perhaps it is for the best that you stop considering the hole, as the hole has most certainly not considered you these past few days.