Your in a room. Next to you is a door. You are wearing an outfit others would consider atrocious, but you consider the peak of fashion.
This is because you are VisorDweeb. that is not your real name, but nobody cares about your real name when VisorDweeb is a lot funnier to say.
Whats the gameplan?
>walk through door
You used the image editing software on your Visors to create an image that would explain why that does not work, with a comedic intention. Unfortunately, drawing with your eyes is very hard, so it does not look good at all, and is why you chose to draw on the NOTE earlier for that map.
If you had access to the proper tools, you would have made the art much more intricate, with proper shading and dynamic perspectives and the stick figure panel looking like its in the monitor rather than just a drawing of a stick figure. Looking back, you might have been better off just drawing in black on a white background instead of ending up with this current look.
Also you absolutely would not have done all that with the art, because you are not an artist and have no idea how to do any of that. You just said that to sound cool.
>stat_toggl
A pretty basic stat screen. You did not expect it to actually tell you what the values mean, but you are slightly disappointed by the small numbers.
Lemon: h🍋nestly i have n🍋 idea what t🍋 d🍋 at this p🍋int h🍋ld 🍋n while i research in the meantime uh...
>mess around with the game and see what happens
> Walk through floor below door
>mess around with the game and see what happens
You proceed to mess around with the game.
> Walk through floor below door
Unfortunately, the stick figure's HITBOX is too LARGE to fit under the door.
>Hack into the game's code to add cheats
>Hack into the game's code to add cheats
You have already been over why you can not just "hack" this, so instead you take the WEIRD KNIFE from earlier and imagine what its stats would hypothetically look like if it was in a video game or something. For some, the durability might seem a bit low, but personally you prefer games where the durability is not "1 durability per use" because that is stupid so the number is actually completely fair.
>Add cheats PS1 style
You... You CANNOT JUST ADD CHEATS! What do you think this is??!??!?? You begin panicking, wondering just what is going on??? Who is doing this??? You are struggling to comprehend that there is someone who thinks you can just ADD CHEATS to something, because of just how absurd the concept even is!!! What does the PS1 STYLE part even mean????
You are hyperventilating, and feeling a bit dizzy. If you do not figure out some way to calm down soon, you may end up doing something UNREASONABLE.
Lemon: im s🍋rry calm d🍋wn take s🍋me deep breathes in and 🍋ut in and 🍋ut i have n🍋 ideas what t🍋 d🍋 this game is 🍋ut 🍋f my depth we need a plan a REAL plan n🍋t s🍋me bullsh*t plan a true h🍋nest t🍋 g🍋g PLAN. ...hmm y'kn🍋w i hardly kn🍋w y🍋ur st🍋ry maybe if i kn🍋w maybe this wh🍋le thing will start t🍋 make sense
>take a break to think of a plan
(OPTIONAL) >Tell your backstory
>ADD CHEATS. ADD CHEATS. ADD CHEATS. ADD CHEATS.
>take a break to think of a plan
Yeah, yeah... maybe thats what y-
>ADD CHEATS. ADD CHEATS. ADD CHEATS. ADD CHEATS.
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>Tell your backstory
That one really knocked you out of that stupor, emphasis on the S T U P, with an additional I and D at the end for good measure. You are not going to explain your backstory, because that would be both annoying and not worth the effort. Maybe you will do that taking a break and making a plan one, though. Better than being told to add cheating or whatever it was, at least.
Lemon: i am s🍋 s🍋rry ab🍋ut that guy!!
> continue taking a brea
> continue taking a brea
*break
What could you even do on a break in here, anyways? Draw in that stupid notebook? Doing anything with that stick of butter from earlier? no not that one. Figuring out why the knife has that hook thing? Maybe you could just lay on the floor and fall asleep. Actually all of these sound kind of stupid. But there really is not much else to do around here.
Is there something that you missed earlier that you could go try and do? You doubt it, but you know that sometimes stuff works in a certain way to where that can be the case. Did that last sentence even make sense? Can you stop asking yourself questions already?
> What about using the HOOKED KNIFE to CARVE a COOL SYMBOL into the side?
> What about using the HOOKED KNIFE to CARVE a COOL SYMBOL into the side?
Side of what? You already have an idea of a "cool" symbol, but there are a few surfaces around here with sides.