Your in a room. Next to you is a door. You are wearing an outfit others would consider atrocious, but you consider the peak of fashion.
This is because you are VisorDweeb. that is not your real name, but nobody cares about your real name when VisorDweeb is a lot funnier to say.
Whats the gameplan?
>use the brick and bash the left door so you can enter
>use the brick and bash the left door so you can enter
At least it was an attempt, you guess. Barely even felt like it did anything at all, since there is not even a scratch on the door.
You added some flavor text to display your opinion on this matter.
>use the cinderblock i doubt it'll be much better than the brick but its worth a shot
>use the cinderblock i doubt it'll be much better than the brick but its worth a shot
You do not know what you expected.
> 2X COMBO BRICK AND CINDERBLOCK THIS IS STUPID
> Kick down the door badass style !! (mspfa command)
Uhhh... Usually, you would absolutely say no to this, but... Whatever! You are gonna try! Who even cares anymore!
Ooohhhgghgjggogogjg.hhgihgioghoihgjhhh..... What were you... thinking....
That was definitely... a Not Good idea... looking back on it... in a retrospective manner...
> 2X COMBO BRICK AND CINDERBLOCK THIS IS STUPID
Yeah, that was pretty stupid. You are impressed the stack held together, though. That was kind of cool, you guess.
Lemon: >bang head against desk
>maybe the right door will be more fortunate use the brickerblock combo on that door
>maybe the right door will be more fortunate use the brickerblock combo on that door
HUH???? WHAT???????? HUH?????? YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
Oh. Never mind, you guess. You really should have known better. Come on, infinite energy? How absurd!
Still did not do anything particularly productive, but at least it looked cool for a bit.
Lemon: that was awes🍋me
>cry and squeal like a pig (reference)
(the reference was page 002674 of homestuck if your curious)
>cry and squeal like a pig (reference)
You are honestly too tired to think about this right now. Can't even come up with a mildly witty rebuttal. Just sorta confused about everything. Your jacket is even creasing a little now. That kick was definitely too much, and although you played the brickerblock stuff like you were fine, you absolutely were not. Could you have used an em dash or semicolon there? You don't even know anymore.
If you had a meter for MENTAL CAPACITY, it would be at "TOO TIRED TO MAKE THIS JOKE FUNNY" right about now.
>maybe take a rest again and rethink your options
>maybe take a rest again and rethink your options
> Take a nap. You deserve it. (MSPFA COMMAND)
Yeah, maybe a nap would help at this point... You decide to just lay on the floor right there, since there isn't exactly a more comfortable place here, for both positioning and comfort. When you wake up you will most likely be in a much better mood, and not start panicking over adding cheats or whatever, and know not to throw bricks at doors, and be better equipped to solve that puzz;lel;epaws090wjadjwaoidhni;owawa['wadjidohoq9whdopdjiwkosfdrhio9fre3re3e3e3e3e3rf3eih00f3ep
>have sweet dreams
You do not particularly know if you dreamed at all. That was a rough... Night? You do not know the current time anymore. Really regretting skipping out on having that in your Visor View. Wow, your hair looks rough. Hold on, let you just...
There we go. Much better. Anyways, where were we?
Lemon: we were c🍋ming up with new ideas since the puzzle is a n🍋-g🍋 and t🍋🍋 c🍋mplicated in its simplicity and the d🍋🍋rs will n🍋t budge n🍋 matter h🍋w hard WE [as in y🍋u] try....n🍋w we are back t🍋 square 🍋ne with n🍋 ideas and my limited p🍋wer 🍋ver y🍋u...g🍋g i d🍋nt kn🍋w what t🍋 d🍋 fr🍋m here...but i kn🍋w i w🍋nt leave y🍋u behind i pr🍋mise
>be filled with Hope and Determination to escape this place
>be filled with Hope and Determination to escape this place
You do not think you are filled with HOPE exactly, but there is SOMETHING. SOMETHING crying out. SOMETHING only YOU know...
Seems like the sun is up.
>Lets do this: Escape This Place for real this time
>Lets do this: Escape This Place for real this time
You were never not being "for real" when trying to escape this place? You think you understand the intention, though. The main puzzle is annoying and you do not care for it from what you remember before you fell asleep, which you assume to be last night.
Therefore, you must come up with alternatives. Currently you are back in the first room thinking about if it would be possible to wall jump up the hole.
That is a stupid idea. You probably could not even reach the hole from the floor in the first place. Why would you ever think that is a good idea. Stop thinking about it. It is just not going to happen. Stop.