Your in a room. Next to you is a door. You are wearing an outfit others would consider atrocious, but you consider the peak of fashion.
This is because you are VisorDweeb. that is not your real name, but nobody cares about your real name when VisorDweeb is a lot funnier to say.
Whats the gameplan?
> Check your pockets
> Take off the visor, dweeb.
> Take off the visor, dweeb.
You consider it for just a moment...
NOT! What kinda moron do you take yourself to be?? Even if you were dead you would still keep these bad boys on.
The visors are NOT optional here.
> check your pockets
Okay, lets see here...
1 (one) PEN WITH INK THAT WONT GODDAMN DRY NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU WAIT, 2 (two) BATTERIES FOR YOUR VISOR, and 1 (one) NOTE YOU HAVE NOT BOTHERED READING.
What a useless collection of pointless trinkets. Except for the BATTERIES, you guess. Those are pretty important. The PEN is also pretty cool, but the INK thing is kind of annoying.
> Read note, since you've got time.
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit.
He's got nothing to say about that.
> Read note, since you've got time.
You don't have to rub it in, okay?
Oh come on! Really? This guy?
You would love to start fitting your title and complaining about this guy to yourself, but now that you mentioned time you figure it's probably for the best that you start getting more productive.
> Unlock the door.
Oh would you just love to unlock this door. Unfortunately, you drew that padlock-keylock looking thing with the PEN a few days ago, and the INK still wet because OF COURSE IT IS. Your not really sure what you were thinking with this one.
Maybe if you think about what you were doing back then, you would remember why you did this?
Ah yes, of course! You thought that since you had a PEN, that you were supposed to draw the lock onto the blank doorframe to get it to open.
In retrospect, even if this did work somehow, it would have definitely been better to draw a doorhandle. Where in the world would you even get the key?
What a complete waste of time, you wish you didn't even try thinking about it again. Just the idea of you being so stupid fills your heart with rage.
What did you think this was, Keyhole(2011)?