Your in a room. Next to you is a door. You are wearing an outfit others would consider atrocious, but you consider the peak of fashion.
This is because you are VisorDweeb. that is not your real name, but nobody cares about your real name when VisorDweeb is a lot funnier to say.
Whats the gameplan?
>check stats see if this chest plate has any cool effects
Setting the HP value to 20 was unexpected, but the DEF increase was very predictable.
Neither are bad things. One was just unexpected.
You are very confused about the HP thing, but you would rather not dwell on any of this game's oddities currently.
>Continue 2x going around edges
You have now completed a full lap around the edge of this maze. The box with the single line is to signify that there is a WEAPON there, at A6, but since it looked practically identical to your old one you just left it.
If you encounter a CHESTPLATE? that looks worse than the one you have now, you would leave the other half of the CHECKMARK as to keep the system clear and understandable. Long line for WEAPON, short line for CHESTPLATE?.
You consider calling WEAPONs SWORDs, since you are specifying the MOST LIKELY ARMOR TYPE for the CHESTPLATE?, but decide that changing a pre existing SITUATION like that would just be confusing.
So many ROOMs checked off, yet still so many left to search. Or >walk to, you guess.
might have to do an author command soon to get the story moving again lol
>walk to other rooms
You deeply resonate with the implied BOREDOM of the basic COMMAND. This just is not fun anymore, or interesting. Feels like a CHORE now more than it ever did before.
Those last few remaining empty boxes did not seem worth the trouble when you were grinding out the empty spots on your WALL MAP, but at least that means now you have narrowed down the list of remaining rooms to 6.
If you have to get up and walk all the way to the other room to press a button and then come back over to this stupid TERMINAL again you think you are going to get VERY ANNOYED.
>take a deep breath,close your eyes and think of your happy place and your goals in other words get MOTIVATED
>take a deep breath,close your eyes and think of your happy place and your goals in other words get MOTIVATED
Always remember the GOAL.
Always remember the PLAN.
Always remember the TASK.
Lemon: we are s🍋 cl🍋se t🍋 🍋ur g🍋al y🍋u 🍋nly have t🍋 d🍋 this 6 m🍋re times then this nightmare will be 🍋ver n🍋 m🍋re walking back and f🍋rth and 🍋n the plus side y🍋u're getting y🍋ur daily exercise in! we are alm🍋st d🍋ne just hang in there
>explore one of the six rooms
>explore one of the six rooms
You explore the bottom right room. Inside, you find a SURPRISINGLY DETAILED WEAPON.
On the topic of WEAPONs, this reminds you of the fact you switched back to your first WEAPON even after commenting on how "not sentimentally attached" you were.
You did this because you realized you were not going to ASSAULT (Gave up. That is just the term now.) any more CREATURES unless it is strictly necessary, as it is both time consuming and pointless.
Following that logic, you will also IGNORE the SURPRISINGLY DETAILED WEAPON.
>pick up the detailed weapon,and say your goodbyes to the old weapon
Lemon: M🍋re than likely we are g🍋nna [as in y🍋u] are g🍋ing fight s🍋me kind 🍋f FINAL B🍋SS i kn🍋w y🍋u are g🍋nna miss y🍋ur 🍋ld weap🍋n but when we are g🍋nna g🍋 against a FINAL B🍋SS we w🍋n't d🍋 much damage....take this time t🍋 say y🍋ur g🍋🍋dbyes i can wait respectfully
>First, scout out the last six rooms. Second, realize that you have finally finished exploring this grid, mark off the final few rooms, and achieve NIRVANA and ascend to a HIGHER PLANE of EXISTENCE.
You want to add a bit of dramatic flare to the conclusion of this STUPID PUZZLE, so you are not going to be doing that.
What you CAN do is stand around being unproductive, in a generally bored manner. To you, this is about as close as you can get to achieving NIRVANA.
You also updated your WALL MAP with the latest room.
that was an mspfa command sorry i forgot to add it lol
>pick up the detailed weapon,and say your goodbyes to the old weapon
You are not going to do something that you just fully decided on not doing.
>stop being stubborn,pick up the detailed weapon
>stop being stubborn,pick up the detailed weapon
There is OBJECTIVELY no reason to pick it up. You will not pick it up.
You REFUSE to.
>There IS OBJECTIVELY a reason if we are gonna fight tough BOSSES we need a strong weapon swallow your pride and just pick it up so we can move on
>Please pick up the detailed weapon. I bet all i had on you picking up the detailed weapon and now all my money belongs to some 20-year old college student named Joe. My life is in shambles please (MSPFA COMMAND)
>There IS OBJECTIVELY a reason if we are gonna fight tough BOSSES we need a strong weapon swallow your pride and just pick it up so we can move on
You do not want to pick up the weapon. Even if there was some sort of BOSS you were required to fight, the game is TURN-BASED. It would be fairly simple to go back and >pick-up the WEAPON later.
Instead, you navigate to C4 and check it off as a normal room on your WALL MAP.
>etmitifdo
You... are not too sure about this one. It could do just about anything, really.
Will you push the button?