Your in a room. Next to you is a door. You are wearing an outfit others would consider atrocious, but you consider the peak of fashion.
This is because you are VisorDweeb. that is not your real name, but nobody cares about your real name when VisorDweeb is a lot funnier to say.
Whats the gameplan?
just realized i have been forgetting to flag some commands as MSPFA commands, oops. The debugging and handing stickfigure the knife are from MPSFA
Hmm. So my guess either the solution to the stick figure puzzle is 1. Something patient and logical, which is my guess since it seems that the character is logic focused and that most of the puzzles so far have solved not through silliness and impatience, but through order and logic (re: the button puzzle). 2. Something not obvious, but logical, like prying open the panels to the game with the knife carefully or finding screws to unscrew with the knife and fiddling with the wires in there (there we hints at VD being more knowledgeable on the hardware side). 3. Something completely unexpected that will happen out of nowhere.
But we still have one command left (2 if you count >etmitifdo) to try and have it fail expectedly.
> VD: Attempt ">pick-up door". Seeing as the door is the only other object in the room. Expect that this probably will be as useless as all the other commands.
"eat a big piece of bread, but dont say big words"
> VD: Attempt ">pick-up door". Seeing as the door is the only other object in the room. Expect that this probably will be as useless as all the other commands.
The change in pose was new! One whole new thing! Wow!
You are now being reminded as to why you were so frustrated last night. At least it is fun adding the text that pops up on the screen.
Strange that the door is registered as an item that is a valid target for the pick up command in the first place. You guess that it is probably just a quirk of being programmed by someone like H.N, not even bothering to properly hard-code any limits.
Actually, thinking about it again, are you sure H.N. really could make something like this? Nope, you killing that train of thought now.
Repeating thought processes like that is a bad habit of yours. Well, it's only really "bad" when it gets you stuck doing the same thing over and over again, but still.
> VD: Go back to the room with the buttons, and start slashing at them.
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>Go to H.N office f*ck it and strife if need be throw away all intuitions and just risk it because why not theres nothing left to lose nor to gain RAAAAAAAAH
You do not think you need to explain why you are not going to enact this COMMAND. If you do not understand why VisorDweeb is not going to enact this COMMAND, please consider:
-The Current Location of VisorDweeb
-The Currently Unknown Location of H.N.
-The Non-Existence of H.N's "Office"
Whatever.
> VD: Go back to the room with the buttons, and start slashing at them.
Congratulations, you inverted all the buttons.
Wow, your arm is sore. You do not think you will be able to do anything like that again until another REST, but the DAY is still young.
>see what the hell happened by you inverting the buttons
>see what the hell happened by you inverting the buttons
Right, nothing.
Left, nothing.
Well, seems like you are out of ideas.
>pray to The Mirthful Messiahs or whatever God for a answer,sign and miracle
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> If there is no description for it, and every other command has one, maybe that's a hint ">etmitifdo" does something. Anything! And at this point, there's not much else to try, so might as well give it a whirl.
"eat a big piece of bread, but dont say big words"
>pray to The Mirthful Messiahs or whatever God for a answer,sign and miracle
What????
> If there is no description for it, and every other command has one, maybe that's a hint ">etmitifdo" does something. Anything! And at this point, there's not much else to try, so might as well give it a whirl.
You sat down to go put that in, when suddenly you notice THE DOOR???? THE DOOR IS OPEN????
Oh. Oh goddamn it. Of course.
Of course the STUPID BUTTONS are a part of this.
OF COURSE. Why wouldn't they be? What are you, VisoriDiot? WHY WOULDN'T THE BUTTONS BE A PART OF THIS PUZZLE???? HUH??? MORON???
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YOU ARE SO EXCITED ABOU THE DOOR BEING OPEN. YOU LOVE IT WHEN SOMETHING CONTRADICTS YOUR PREVIOUS (AND WELL FOUNDED) NOTIONS. YEP. LOVING THIS A LOT.
JUUST SOOOOOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS.
You can't even get excited about the first piece of actual progress since the pressure plate thing because of how much this upsets you.
At least it's something. You guess.
Lemon: well...i guess it actually w🍋rked...pers🍋nally i d🍋nt believe in the Messiahs m🍋stly because its ridicul🍋us t🍋 believe in a carnival in the sky but i digress great j🍋b my friend! can i call ya that i mean at this p🍋int its pretty clear we are at least t🍋 me but im unsure whatever im rambling
">walk" till you find something interesting to inform us on
">walk" till you find something interesting to inform us on
11 rooms, with 10 (Every one except the starting one) having a closed door to the east. All the available doors are north.
The path is a much straighter line than the one you are thinking of, you are still just a bit tired from that KNIFE thing earlier.
> Realize the buttons might correspond to room openings as there isn't a button where there would topographically be a room opening, (aka no button to the right of the button in the very bottom left of the button panel)... so just push all the buttons to open corresponding rooms?
"eat a big piece of bread, but dont say big words"
> Realize the buttons might correspond to room openings as there isn't a button where there would topographically be a room opening, (aka no button to the right of the button in the very bottom left of the button panel)... so just push all the buttons to open corresponding rooms?
You can already tell this is going to get annoying very quickly.
Okay, so you were making the stick figure check each new room for anything interesting so that you can start speeding things up here, and ended up discovering some sort of CREATURE.
This is not a pleasant discovery at all. Thankfully, you are not an idiot and can remember that the attack command does not work without a weapon, so you instead decide to go press the button you are somewhat sure matches the door here.
You would explain the reasoning behind the assumptions you made to get here, but the COMMAND already kind of did that so you don't bother with it.
As usual, your intelligence is rewarded.
You really should have guessed that there would be some sort of threat, since the ability to open and close those doors with the panel was obviously not intended to take this long to figure out.
Now the question is, what is the actual goal of this puzzle? Do you have to find GEAR and use it to defeat all the CREATUREs? Is there a specific room you have to get to, possibly guarded by a CREATURE?
Is there levels in this? The STATS menu did not have any sort of EXP bar so you assume not, but maybe the UI just sucks and does not show important information like that. What happens when you DIE in this game? Does it just restart? Is there some sort of physical punishment on you?
You really wish this STUPID AWFUL GAME that SUCKS was not so important to you right now. If it was just a stupid little thing you were playing at your HOME BASE, this would honestly be kind of fun to solve.
Alas, this is no mere game now.
This is your only hope of escaping this stupid puzzle labyrinth created by your long-time NEMESIS and recent ACTUAL TARGET, H.N.
>remove your jacket things are getting serious now. its time for a workout press each button one at a time and show us the most interesting parts rather than anything boring or each button because yeah it gets repetitive
Success! Hey, at least we have a lot of new stuff to interact with now in this weird game device.
> Use PEN on a suitably large wall surface to sketch out map of the rooms, leaving enough space to detail what rooms have what, which ones are explored vs unexplored, ect. There are a lot of rooms after all to keep track of now.
"eat a big piece of bread, but dont say big words"
>remove your jacket things are getting serious now. its time for a workout press each button one at a time and show us the most interesting parts rather than anything boring or each button because yeah it gets repetitive
You would actually rather not, as it is quite cold in here.
Also, you were already kind of doing that anyways? It's not like you were going individually room by room showing off each blank wall and floor before.
> Use PEN on a suitably large wall surface to sketch out map of the rooms, leaving enough space to detail what rooms have what, which ones are explored vs unexplored, ect. There are a lot of rooms after all to keep track of now.
Behold, your masterpiece.
If your arm was sore before, its practically falling off at this point. Might as well mark off the details for now, too.
You did not remember if the 3 rooms you were in prior to the discovery of the CREATURE had anything to the sides of them since that was already a little bit ago, so you left those boxes blank.
It is very important to note that this is being done with a PEN, and one with ink that takes very long to dry at that. You might be able to smudge away any old information for new stuff, but you really would rather not.
Hopefully the other PENS in the CHEST have better ink if you need to use them later. You could also potentially try using the WET PEN INK to stick pages of the NOTEBOOK to the wall, but that is probably stupid and will not work probably.