Your in a room. Next to you is a door. You are wearing an outfit others would consider atrocious, but you consider the peak of fashion.
This is because you are VisorDweeb. that is not your real name, but nobody cares about your real name when VisorDweeb is a lot funnier to say.
Whats the gameplan?
that last one was officially the 100th mspfa page! huzzah! first notable milestone i think!
okay there havent been any commands for a while now so i wanted to clarify that i did not mean "last" as in "im not doing more" in case that misunderstanding existed at all somehow
>epic theme song music in the backround for no reason
>epic theme song music in the backround for no reason
https://file.garden/Zg1yAzRWi0hjfYEt/epictheme.mp3
You tried to add a vaguely "epic" song, although that is absolutely not any sort of "theme song." The closest thing you have to a theme is your amateur compositions in that one thing a while ago.
You honestly do not even know if the link will work at all, but if it doesn't then you can just imagine it you guess.
It's not like you are even listening to it right now anyways. This has made you realize that you could have been listening to music this entire time, but instead have been doing all this in pure silence for days now.
At this point you have to commit to it, so you do.
I think the lack of commands have been a result of pure overwhelming possibility of what to do next, or if it's time for another nap. Anyways, here we gooo.
> Onwards to computery adventures! Get to exploring those rooms.
"eat a big piece of bread, but dont say big words"
Lemon: yes i can hear it and yes its indeed epic
>Question: What will you do when you escape?
> Onwards to computery adventures! Get to exploring those rooms.
You explored another column of these rooms and have realized this is actually really boring, and you were hoping for more "specific" instructions so that it would be less boring.
Thinking about this made you realize that maybe the reason why there are no specific commands for this is because there is no real way to be specific on the wall grid?
Without a pre-planned space for labels this will have to just be purely memory based, but you think that just going with letters vertically and numbers horizontally is adequate for this.
For example, the starting room would be K1, and the first room you discovered that contained a monster would be D2.
>Question: What will you do when you escape?
You have not given it too much thought, as to not raise your self expectations too high, but you do have some general ideas. First, you are gonna go back to HOME BASE and take a shower and have a good rest. Then, you would do whatever the hell you were rambling to yourself about with the WEIRD KNIFE about earlier with like making it super powerful or whatever? Doesn't really matter. Then you would go find H.N. and do what needs to be done.
After that is just going back to business as usual, you suppose. Unless there are more people involved with this stupid maze puzzle labyrinth thing scheme. You would probably off those people too. Not even really out of like hatred or anything, just for reputation's sake.
You know how it is.
Lemon: i guess i d🍋 but d🍋esnt it get l🍋nely at the H🍋ME BASE? d🍋 y🍋u have any🍋ne else? i kn🍋w y🍋u w🍋nt talk ab🍋ut h🍋w y🍋u g🍋t here but surely y🍋u can talk ab🍋ut y🍋ur life 🍋utside here and if its l🍋nely
CHOOSE ONE:
>answer more of the questions
>choose to ignore them because gettin too personal isnt your style
CHOOSE ONE:
>answer more of the questions
>choose to ignore them because gettin too personal isnt your style
You do not particularly care either way?
Getting personal is kind of inevitable, so you are well prepared for such activities, but what questions? The backstory one from last night that made you stop overreacting about cheats or whatever it was?
If that is the intended questions minus "s", then you already gave your opinion on that then. Telling your whole backstory is annoying and would take a long time.
Small chunks every now and then you don't mind, but you are not here to write essays! You are here to solve stupid puzzles and escape!
> Venture to the heart of the dungeon, F7 and F8. Surely you will find a legendary weapon, or a final boss. That's what centers of big dungeon mazes are for probably!
"eat a big piece of bread, but dont say big words"
> Venture to the heart of the dungeon, F7 and F8. Surely you will find a legendary weapon, or a final boss. That's what centers of big dungeon mazes are for probably!
As you were doing this, you realized just how poorly designed this """puzzle""" really is. The "threats" that you have seen have all done nothing to stop you from just hiding behind a wall while you go un-press the button to that room.
Kind of trivializes the whole experience if you are being honest, which you typically are.
Also there were CREATUREs at F9 and F5 but like you just made clear, it does not matter. Almost feel bad not showing off all the CREATURE designs, really. None of the designs look particularly good, per say, but it is still a tiny bit sad that you will never have a reason to look at any CREATURE from an un-pressed room ever.
Thankfully, reminding yourself that H.N. probably made the designs makes you no longer feel bad about it at all actually. Now it is a little funny. Not funny enough for you to intentionally try to avoid ever showing a CREATURE, but still.
I've been fighting with Windows 11 for most of the day. I wish I was playing this game. It probably isn't half as infuriating as Windows 11 is, boring though this game may be for VD.
> Explore the entirety of the bottom row, K3 to K14. If nothing cool is still found, vent frustration by luring the nearest CREATURE between a door and try to close the door on it.
"eat a big piece of bread, but dont say big words"
> Explore the entirety of the bottom row, K3 to K14. If nothing cool is still found, vent frustration by luring the nearest CREATURE between a door and try to close the door on it.
You begin doing just that when on K4...
Hold on, you gotta do a cool transition here...
Is that... Is that what you think it is?
It's a weapon! Wow! That sure is pretty cool.
Now what to do with it?
You already know the answer, but there is some fun in seeing what you could be COMMANDed to do when something is obvious like this.
>Interact with Weapon
First, you move the character over to the weapon. Should you start putting weapon in all capital letters now? You are unsure.
You >pick-up the WEAPON.
Alright! This is good. The capitalization of the item felt correct, you actually gained a new thing, everything is going swell.
You cannot possibly imagine how this SUCCESS STREAK could end.
Well, you could, but you do not feel like doing it. The SUCCESS STREAK has been going on long enough to temporarily ALLEVIATE you from your GENERALLY NEGATIVE THINKING, so this stick figure labyrinth thing is actually getting a bit fun now.
>Now go kill those creatures
>:D
Ignoring the random text emoticon in the second command, you command the stick figure to go into battle!
Okay, this is going to take a little while. You will just skip to the end, since turn-based combat is boring.
There it is. The CREATURE has been slain. All is right in the world. Probably.
You are only mildly disappointed the CREATURE did not drop any LOOT.
Lemon: that was a face see ">:D" is a evil face 🍋r mischiev🍋us
>walk right