>cry and squeal like a pig (reference)

You are honestly too tired to think about this right now. Can't even come up with a mildly witty rebuttal. Just sorta confused about everything. Your jacket is even creasing a little now. That kick was definitely too much, and although you played the brickerblock stuff like you were fine, you absolutely were not. Could you have used an em dash or semicolon there? You don't even know anymore.

If you had a meter for MENTAL CAPACITY, it would be at "TOO TIRED TO MAKE THIS JOKE FUNNY" right about now.