Welcome to Homestuck Questions of the Day, where I ask a random questions related to Homestuck. This is inspired by my Fire Emblem Questions of the Day I do back in Serenes Forest Forums (I'm PerditaTacos there btw).
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Do you think Karkat hates cranberry juice?
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IF YOU THINK YOUR HUMAN CRAN-BERRY JUICE SCARES ME YOU CAN SNIFF MY BONE BULGE. GIVE IT HERE. I CAN TAKE IT. GIVE ME THAT LIQUID ABOMINATION. HUH. I GUESS THAT DOESNT TOTALLY SUCK ACTUALLY.
got bandersnatches? i,uh, can handle that for you,
Can I suggest a question?
I understand All of the time travel in Homestuck. All of it.

Wait nvm, apple juice can't have pulp.
I understand All of the time travel in Homestuck. All of it.

Have you seen the My Singing Monsters Homestuck parody?
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Which kid would most likely be into Frutiger Aero?
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i think (alpha timeline but also mom i guess) roxy would be the most likely to be a frutiger aero fan. not for any particular reason, except i guess the y2k vibe
yes sir the earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter
What if Candy!Jane Crocker was run over by Asgore?
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world peace
This guys a chad, a legend, and a fucking goat...
Would Gamzee smoke Leafy from BFDI?
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Which kid would most likely play the Bloons TD games?
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Jade. I can picture her now, flipping between Intense Markswomanly Focus and skipping around with glee.
got bandersnatches? i,uh, can handle that for you,
What if trolls put their blood in cocktails or other drinks?
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Would Vriska let Tavros drown?
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Of fucking course. 100%. Absolutely.
I understand All of the time travel in Homestuck. All of it.

What if Karkat had a gun?
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The whole story would be MUCH BETTER. give that man a gun.
rails b4 pails!!
:O3

Imagine if Karkat has just shot Eridan.
I understand All of the time travel in Homestuck. All of it.
