Welcome to Homestuck Questions of the Day, where I ask a random questions related to Homestuck. This is inspired by my Fire Emblem Questions of the Day I do back in Serenes Forest Forums (I'm PerditaTacos there btw).
Don't ask why Geno hates Jade Harley.
HAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS QuESTION!??!?!?
YES. DO I THINK SHE'D WANT TO? NO. BuT ITS REALLY FuCKING FuNNY SO IT MuST HAPPEN.
Sincerely, rupaul superfans
Which kid would most likely read Diary of a Wimpy Kid?
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Which Homestuck character would most likely shit themselves after eating sugar-free gummy bears?
Don't ask why Geno hates Jade Harley.
Dirk. I dont think he has/had a varied enough diet growing up for his body to adjust to it
How do you think the kids would react to seeing their post canon selves?
Don't ask why Geno hates Jade Harley.
SAD, SCARED, ECT. I DONT THINK ITD BE A POSITIVE EXPIRENCE FOR ANY OF THEM. BESIDES MAYBE DAVE. EVERYONE ELSE WOuLDNT RECOGNIZE WHO'VE THEYVE BECOME.
Sincerely, rupaul superfans
Do you think Jade and Nepeta play Neopets?
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Which troll would most likely be into Fire Emblem?
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No clue what a fire emblem is, but it sounds like (maybe) a Karkat thing to like. Or Sollux. Trust.
--- Lesbian D. Strider, Prince of D.I.D.
Roxy. Perhaps rose. Eridan. Vriska should get into it, I think she would love it
What if Homestuck was a medieval drama?
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What if Duncan Hines was the enemy instead of Betty Crocker?
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Can you imagine if there was an actually Betty Crocker collab?
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What if Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff were at Disneyland?
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There should be 10000 comics about this right now
What if Sburb took place in Disneyland?
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Oh god. Mickey mouse worker sprite. Could you imagine having to play around tourists and also disney workers who are trained to never let anything wrong ever happen?
Which troll would most likely enjoy Disneyland?
Don't ask why Geno hates Jade Harley.
Tavros would see all the Peter Pan related stuff and be very happy the whole time. Vriska would act slightly above the whole thing until she saw Pirate of the Caribbean. Feferi is basically a Disney princess so she'd probably like it too.
Omg sltharmy's response got it right on the money. Aradia might like it but I dont think itd be for conventional reasons (and I just think she likes traveling in general, not the park itself).