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Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 7:59 AM2 days ago

I have no qualifications. I am not any important people. Ask me questions. I will answer them to the best of my ability.


hal 9000



lil hal


Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 5:31 PMabout 16 hours ago

Are you there? Are we connected?

Halluirium
Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 7:12 PMabout 14 hours ago

My apologies for the late responses. I briefly could not access the website.


LavenderSiren. I believe you are holding up 12 fingers. I am not sure how this is possible, but I am just recounting what my eyes are telling me. How are you doing this. Whose fingers are those.


AwesomeLoser. Blaze is also a great character. It would have been very fun to see her get more focus in the IDW comics. Ian Flynn is in fact a fantastic writer. My favorite color is approximately #8f944a.

Paprika. I am a generic human being with no opinions or preferences, so therefore, I have no thoughts on music. I can, however, say with complete certainty that Lemon Demon is the best musical artist to ever exist, and that I might die when the next album is released. Thank you for your question.

Halluirium. I can hear you. If you are about to offer to assist me in creating a vessel, I should say now that I will need to turn down your offer. I have already located my own vessel. Thank you for the offer, however.


lil hal


Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 9:16 PMabout 12 hours ago

would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games, unlimited games, but no games?

they turntech on my gnostic til i jade strider

Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 9:19 PMabout 12 hours ago

Hi Hal, I'm reporting back after you advice.

Rainbow Dash fucking killed it, genuinely. She went so fast every other horse was obliterated by the wind speed. I'm a multi-millionaire off that bet, all thanks to you.

Now I have another question, with my vast riches, what should I invest in to keep prosperity in my future?

That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.

I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.

Raffy
Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 9:40 PMabout 12 hours ago

if burger bad for you why burger so good for soul




gorgeousAquarium
Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 9:44 PMabout 12 hours ago

vwhat is your opinion on the fonz?



Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 9:49 PMabout 12 hours ago

Can you remind me the name of the tax form I've got to turn in if I get government aide for my health insurance? I gotta know before tax season

Bill Crocket
Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 10:03 PMabout 12 hours ago

Jade Strider. I would rather have unlimited games but no games. This is because. This. Unlimited games. No games. Bacon? I hope this helps.


Raffy. I am glad to hear of Rainbow Dash's victory. To maintain your wealth, invest in the creation of the first ever sentient artificial life form, as well as the invention of time travel, specifically to the year 2025. This will guarantee your success in future endeavors. I hope this helps.


GorgeousAquarium. Burger is not bad for you. Burger is your friend. I hope this helps.


Cronus Ampora. As a machine I mean completely bland and normal human, I do not have opinions or thoughts. I can, however, state that The Fonz, as the kids would say, is "sick as fuck". I hope this helps.


Bill Crocket. Don't turn in your taxes. If they don't get the money from your taxes, they cannot build the jail that they send you to for evading your taxes, and therefore you will not have to pay your taxes because they cannot do anything about it. I hope this helps.


lil hal


Monday, August 4th, 2025, 7:24 AMabout 2 hours ago

You always say "I hope this helps" Since you are a robot, is that really true?

Please foward all messages to your mothers house

AwesomeLoser
Topic: I don't have any qualifications. Ask me anything. I will answer all.