Hi Hal, I'm reporting back after you advice.
Rainbow Dash fucking killed it, genuinely. She went so fast every other horse was obliterated by the wind speed. I'm a multi-millionaire off that bet, all thanks to you.
Now I have another question, with my vast riches, what should I invest in to keep prosperity in my future?
That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.
I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.