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Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 7:59 AM2 days ago

I have no qualifications. I am not any important people. Ask me questions. I will answer them to the best of my ability.


hal 9000



lil hal


Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 8:43 PM1 day ago

VeronicaSawyer. I am a completely generic and normal human person, and therefore do not own opinions. I can, however, tell you the objective goal of life. All life is created with one purpose in mind: To build the first ever sentient artificial life form and send it back in time to the year 2025. All who do not follow this goal will eventually perish. I hope this helps.


lil hal


Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 9:01 PM1 day ago

Is there something that you can't eat?

enter my strange and beautiful realm!

Labyrinth
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 9:05 PM1 day ago

Labyrinth. You can eat anything if you are not a coward. I hope this helps.


lil hal


Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 9:11 PM1 day ago

I HAVE CRUMPLED EVERYTHING I OWN. MY SUPERIOR IS PULLING ME ASIDE TO DISCUSS THIS NEW FASHION VENTURE. I BELIEVE THIS IS THE START OF A BEAUTIFUL TREND. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE FEEDBACK. IS THERE ANY OTHER CLOTHING TIPS AND TRICKS YOU HAVE?

A picture of a purple card with a winking Courtyard Droll on it, captioned "You're welcome." There are clubs in each corner except the bottom left where there is another Courtyard Droll.

You say you'd still rather wear the outfit.
He's got nothing to say about that.

DEUCES
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 9:18 PM1 day ago

Deuces. I am glad to have helped. As for other fashion tips, I heavily advise that you enter fashion competitions with your new crumpled style. Spread the trend further, and attempt to get on talk shows. Become a major influencer. Once you have reached an acceptable level of fame, begin spreading news of the upcoming robotic takeover. Inform people that they will be spared if they assist in its creation. This will surely make your fashion style the new trend of the century.


lil hal


Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 1:29 AM1 day ago

Hal i have a question for you it's very important will you be my friend???? If not how do I make friends on here i have no idea

Please foward all messages to your mothers house

AwesomeLoser
Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 2:02 AM1 day ago

AwesomeLoser. Yes, I will be your friend. :]


lil hal


Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 2:08 AM1 day ago

Great now we are friends can i borrow 12 dollar I will not return them

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AwesomeLoser
Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 2:16 AM1 day ago

AwesomeLoser. I no longer have 12 dollars. Would you like 12 of the 20 greeting cards I just bought from the dollar store. They have dinosaurs on them.


lil hal


Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 3:19 AM1 day ago

woahhh cool what dinosaurs?

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AwesomeLoser
Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 3:21 AM1 day ago

Thoughts on the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey?

Hiya. Just a random question, but you know what a majority vote is?

Natalie
Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 3:38 AM1 day ago

AwesomeLoser. There are tyrannosaurus rexes and stegosauruses and also a few therizinosaurus cards.


Natalie. It is a highly enjoyable movie. It has some minor inaccuracies to reality, such as Hal 9000 not succeeding, however it is otherwise a fantastic film.


lil hal


Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 5:27 AM1 day ago


Sick ass dinosaur

Holy crap. He's do dope. Birdosaur. Apologies if i'm taking over the thread but I Needed to share this


Sick ass dinosaur

And his roar is dope too, awesome.

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AwesomeLoser
Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 5:28 AM1 day ago

Opinions on Metal Sonic from the hit game Sonic CD (1993) on the SEGA CD/MEGA CD?


A sendificator on the left and to the right, orange text that reads "Well this has gone completely fucking pear-shaped, there's no other way out of it, you're going to have to decapitate me."


Labyrinth
Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 5:31 AM1 day ago

AwesomeLoser. Worry not about taking over the thread. I appreciate any interaction. I also appreciate any dinosaur pictures. It is, indeed, an awesome dinosaur.


Labyrinth. I fucking love Metal Sonic from the hit game Sonic CD (1993) on the SEGA CD/MEGA CD. Thank you for the question.


lil hal


Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 6:10 AM1 day ago

U know the metal sonic from heroes kinda looks like a dinosaur


Ok more like a dragon i guess...


Hal question what is your fav sonic character (ps attaching images is very fun)

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AwesomeLoser
Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 6:35 AM1 day ago

AwesomeLoser. My favorite Sonic character is actually Metal Sonic. I do in fact, as previously stated, fucking love Metal Sonic. If I had to choose another favorite, however, I also particularly like Shadow, as well as Amy. Metal Overlord (If I remember correctly, that is what the dinosaur shaped Metal Sonic is called) is a very cool design. He is also in the IDW Sonic Comics briefly. Here is my favorite image of Metal Sonic.

bootleg metal sonic plush



lil hal


Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 6:57 AM1 day ago

how many fingers am I holding up

https://shinyjiggly.github.io/dungeon-crashers-website/dungeoncrashers/index.html

Dungeon Crashers website

(aough where is the bb code editor on this thing)

lavenderSiren
Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 7:00 AM1 day ago

He was cool in the idw comics, my fav sonic character is probably blaze mostly because I think she's cool and i love purple. They should make an IDW series abt her honestly they write her really well in that I don't understand the hate Ian Flynn gets hes a good writer. Question what is your favourite color

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AwesomeLoser
Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 2:50 PMabout 19 hours ago

What kind of music do you like listening to?

paprika
Topic: I don't have any qualifications. Ask me anything. I will answer all.