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Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 7:59 AM2 days ago

I have no qualifications. I am not any important people. Ask me questions. I will answer them to the best of my ability.


hal 9000



lil hal


Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 8:04 AM2 days ago

do you

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rakai bein zestyy 😛

the wiener man
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 8:04 AM2 days ago

why doez it hurt when i pee.

ArachnidzTIZM
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 8:27 AM2 days ago

The Weiner Man. I do not. Thank you for your question.


ArachnidzTIZM. It hurts when you pee because spiders do not pee. I hope this helps.


lil hal


Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 8:29 AM2 days ago

Where is the friend


Mr Alight RD
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 8:32 AM2 days ago

Mr. Alight RD. The friend you are referring to is "inside me". This is because friend inside me. I hope this helps.


lil hal


Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 8:34 AM2 days ago

Which horse should I bet on? I owe a lot of debts to very very bad people and need to get money fast.

That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.

I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.

Raffy
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 8:38 AM2 days ago

Raffy. The horse you should bet on is Rainbow Dash from the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. If Rainbow Dash from the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is not an option, bet on the shortest horse. They are full of rage and are therefore the most reliable option. "Spite is one's greatest weapon. The second best weapon is a really big hammer." - Albert Einstein.


lil hal


Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 8:40 AM2 days ago

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Please foward all messages to your mothers house

AwesomeLoser
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 8:45 AM2 days ago

AwesomeLoser. If a woodchuck could chuck wood, it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would want to chuck. Was this helpful? If not, here is some elaboration.


According to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit: The groundhog (Marmota monax), also known as the woodchuck, is a rodent of the family Sciuridae, belonging to the group of large ground squirrels known as marmots. A lowland creature of North America, it is found through much of the Eastern United States, across Canada and into Alaska.It was given its scientific name as Mus monax by Carl Linnaeus in 1758, based on a description of the animal by George Edwards, published in 1743.



lil hal


Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 8:58 AM2 days ago

I am powering off for the night. Any questions will be answered as soon as charging is complete. I hope I have helped.


lil hal


Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 9:56 AM2 days ago

Awooooo!!! Grah! Bark... Awoo

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I dont know how to embed images. So. Until then. Imagine pantskat or something.

Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 6:39 PM1 day ago

Tri. Bark. Bark woof. Bwoof. Bark. I hope this helps.


lil hal


Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 6:59 PM1 day ago

HELLO! I MUST INQUIRE ABOUT HATS. FANCY HATS. CRUMPLED HATS. ARE THEY OKAY? IF I SAT ON A HAT WOULD IT STILL HAPPEN TO LOOK FASHIONABLE? THIS IS TIME SENSITIVE. THANK YOU.

A picture of a purple card with a winking Courtyard Droll on it, captioned "You're welcome." There are clubs in each corner except the bottom left where there is another Courtyard Droll.

You say you'd still rather wear the outfit.
He's got nothing to say about that.

DEUCES
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 7:02 PM1 day ago

Wh y ismy tummy hurting

bro
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 7:05 PM1 day ago

what are the numbers on your credit card

"come on charlie brown, i'll hold the ball and you'll kick it!"

zed
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 8:16 PM1 day ago

Deuces. Any hat can be fashionable if it works well with the rest of your outfit. For this reason, crumple all of your clothes. I hope this helps.


Bro. Your tummy hurts because your stomach acids are angry. I hope this helps.


Zeeeeeeed. I do not own a credit card. All I have in my wallet is 20 dollars, pocket lint, and your mom's phone number. If I did have a credit card, though, the numbers would be 420 and 69, both things I experienced with your mother less than 24 hours ago. I hope this helps.


lil hal


Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 8:19 PM1 day ago

hey. i have a question. what is the greatest movie ever made? answer very carefully.



june
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 8:20 PM1 day ago

ok i have another question can i have 20 dollars

"come on charlie brown, i'll hold the ball and you'll kick it!"

zed
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 8:30 PM1 day ago

June. According to IMDB, here is a description of The Greatest Movie Ever Made: "Three U.S. Marines attempt to stop an evil wizard from destroying the barracks." It is directed by Kenneth Anderson and Mike Cowles. I hope this helps.


Zed. I do not have 20 dollars. Would you instead like one of the 20 greeting cards I just bought from the dollar store? They have dinosaurs on them.


lil hal


Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 8:37 PM1 day ago

in your opinion, whats the main goal of life?

VeronicaSawyer
Topic: I don't have any qualifications. Ask me anything. I will answer all.