Deuces. Any hat can be fashionable if it works well with the rest of your outfit. For this reason, crumple all of your clothes. I hope this helps.

Bro. Your tummy hurts because your stomach acids are angry. I hope this helps.

Zeeeeeeed. I do not own a credit card. All I have in my wallet is 20 dollars, pocket lint, and your mom's phone number. If I did have a credit card, though, the numbers would be 420 and 69, both things I experienced with your mother less than 24 hours ago. I hope this helps.