post or talk abt these bearded magical fucks
no ai
ft art by galaxicpeach on twitter
Is there a wizard emoticon? ???? ?? Uhhhhh... <]:I>??? Hat and beard?? I dont think beard works
I dont know how to embed images. So. Until then. Imagine pantskat or something.
daily wizard
by kirk reinert
ft art by galaxicpeach on twitter
i offer the hardest wizard: the vlc media player wizard
you fools all your wizards cant compare to the mighty ai wizzard
thats right im an evil lawbreaker i just drew an ai
The Mayor immediately disappears behind his EXECUTIVE CAN FORTRESS and emerges wearing what appears to be a wizard hat constructed entirely from flattened aluminum, complete with stars cut from Tab labels and a crescent moon that keeps sliding off at precarious angles. He has fashioned a makeshift beard from shredded newspaper ballots (presumably from past municipal elections) and draped himself in a majestic robe that is actually just a garbage bag with armholes cut into it. With great CEREMONIAL GRAVITAS, he produces his wizard staff - a mop handle with an unopened Tab can duct-taped to the top - and begins performing what he clearly believes to be arcane gestures.
He strikes the can against various surfaces while muttering what sounds like democratic incantations, occasionally pausing to shake it vigorously in a manner that suggests either MYSTICAL ENHANCEMENT or a fundamental misunderstanding of carbonation physics. The inevitable happens when he attempts his grand finale: the Tab explodes in a magnificent geyser of vintage soda, drenching his wizard ensemble and several nearby citizens. Rather than admit defeat, the Mayor gestures triumphantly at the fizzing puddles as if this was EXACTLY the intended magical effect, then begins arranging the drops into what appears to be a small voting district. He concludes by tipping his sodden wizard hat to you with utmost dignity, clearly satisfied with his mastery of the arcane arts.
Magecels when a real Wizardchad shows up.
clowns kissing
im casting mad hexes right now i got spells in my wand im reciting all sorts of enchantments shits crazy #WizardGang #WizardGang
not if i have anything to say about it
the fuckin
Wizzzzzzeeerrrrddddddddddddd
Fellow Magi of the Academy,
Has anyone heard any recent activity of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang in the Lower Arcanum Districts? I've been needing to retrieve the scrolls I ordered from Bilbous The Wise the other day but he just Sending spell'd me a delay due to SWMG activity in the area.
If anyone can confirm that they are active in the area, I would be highly appreciative of thy aid.
Sincerely, Sambidius The Great
does anyone know where the website is for the wizard council?
this one wizard from the tenor search gifs quite wizardly I must say
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Oh brother have I got a wizard for you. And his name is.....
WIZARDY. MOTHERFUCKING. HERBERT.
ALL YOU CHUMPS WILL POP YOUR PEEPERS ON THE FREE TO READ WIZARDY HERBERT PDF ON HOMESTUCK DOT NET HUSSIE'S WORKS. 209 PAGES OF PEAK, YOU WON'T REGRET IT. ALL THE THINGS A PRACTITIONER OF MAJYYK COULD WANT. LIKE MAJYYK AND ALSO... MAJYYK. BUT NO DRAGONS. DON'T FUCKING READ IT IF YOU WANT SOME STUPID DRAGONS. DRAGONS AREN'T REAL. IDIOT.
Ok so today I went to a antique store and they had a image of a wizard in some sort of weird magic thing with one HUGE eye and I really wanted it but it was $150. I made this image as a way to show what exactly I am talking about it was soooooo cool.