Quick explanation, putting character names in the username illicits "responses" right below from characters. There's so fucking many of these this is genuinely absurd. There's one for seemingly every character in most mspas, a bunch of ships, every single FRAF project, and then a bunch of variants for most of the names (flip ship names, some "forms" like Ultimate Dirk). Funnily enough Karezi and Spider8reath lack name responses, anyone wanna help collect probably the more niche ones with more specific casing?
All-tempting draught. We'll drink of her again.
most of the projects featured on the main page have unique responses
the games do too
My friend was looking through a bunch- I haven't seen anyone share these:
Sweetbro: "where doing it man. where MAKING THIS HAPEN."
Hellajeff: "in my dream i am the star. its me."
Geromy: "introducing the new friend..................................."
Noting that SB and HJ have the wrong color though- SB's is blue and HJ is red.
mine (jacknoir): "Take the stupid fuckin' hat, while you're at it."
The reckoning can't wipe this place out soon enough.
the response for johnkat is in my sig lmao
anyways, based on what my friends sent me i know arsenicCatnip gets you ":33< k33p this up and im tell equius!" cronus gets you "well well wvell... look whose cravwing the ampora
swagger" and dirkjake gets you "i've moved on, so should you"
wish i tried more options before i created an account : v
not if i have anything to say about it
all of the felt and midnight crew members (including snowman and handmaid) have answers, as well as most of the carapacians (the mayor in most forms, the midnight crew before they were exiled, aimless renegade but NOT authority regulator, peregrine mendicant) but not any of the prospitian or dersite royalty! forgot to check for scratch but seeing as lord english has something to say to you about 'english' and he's the one responding for 'handmaid', it's safe to assume he has a response as well
Opened up a spreadsheet actually for the time being, ill close it down to anyone with link can edit once it's sizably filled and then, idk, figure out something to do with it. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YeZnSWKd5LIGVnuHGOEvu0jNW5_3J00VmWyYg63Pww4/edit?gid=0#gid=0
All-tempting draught. We'll drink of her again.
Some of the ones I tried
DocScratch: "I knew you'd go for this one. Do try and live up to the name, hm?"
Andrew: "No."
pipefan413: "IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU HAVE FINALLY INHERITED MY USERNAME. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU."
LilCal: "Please reconsider."
Arquiusprite: My delicious dude, get the fre*k in here and assume my identity immediately, please, now.
AllieDirk: I'll allow it. [In UltDirk's narration font.]
Also, there's messages for the known nymph handles, too.
And that's about it.
Hello hello! I dug up some of my own, so here goes :
docscratch : I knew you'd go for this one. Do try to live up to the name, hm?
itchy : You suddenly feel your browser run faster.
doze : You suddenly felt your device start lagging.
trace : You suddenly felt your browser history being rifled through...
clover : DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DOO (x2)
fin : You suddenly felt as if your browser history will be rifled through... later...?
die : You suddenly feel as if somehow, somewhere, you were quite dead a few moments ago.
crowbar : You suddenly felt the whole world got a bit dumber. You certainly didn't get any smarter.
snowman : You suddenly felt the whole world beating in your chest. The newfound power in your heart immediately went to your head.
stitch : No respect for an honest, working man in this line of business.
sawbuck : Don't stub your toe.
matchsticks : Your smoke alarm is going off.
eggs : No duplicate accounts! Please, god, no duplicate accounts.
biscuits : Did you leave your oven on?
quarters : He was so flattered you remembered he existed that he forgot to make a quirky coin flipping quip.
cans : OH YEAH! (which i entirely expected myself.)
jack : There's only one of you, and that's you, but if some schmuck wants to take the heat off you by playing patsy? That's fine by you.
jacknoir : Take the stupid fuckin' hat while you're at it. (she's in this thread, actually! hello!)
spadesslick : Take the stylish fuckin' hat while you're at it.
becnoir : What do they think you are, some kind of mutt? Sounds to you like they're barking up the wrong tree.
diamondsdroog : A smooth name. If you think you can handle it.
draconiandignitary : Yeah, yeah. They don't pay you enough to care about this sort of thing.
courtyarddroll : How delightful! (meeee.)
clubsdeuce : Everybody look out!
heartsboxcars : YOU HATE FORUM USERS YOU HATE FORUM USERS YOU HATE FORUM USERS
hegemonicbrute : You got the sudden feeling your life don't exactly matter.
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit.
He's got nothing to say about that.
jaspers (my url lollll) came up with ‘Meow :3’
yo
fedorafreak: username stolen; unable to prevent identity theft. requesting mercy.
(it was already taken, so i'm unsure if it was a different message before it was registered.)
fedorafriend: username frivolous, unnecessary. willing to comply with identity thief.
(before i registered it, at least. i haven't checked if it's changed post-registration.)
RE: FedoraFriend
It was the same message before I registered it! I'm surprised it worked honestly
FedoraFreak
re: fedorafreak
good to know. i checked. fedorafriend's message has not changed, either.
The wording may be a bit off but calsprite gave me HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
HAA HAA. HEE HEE. HOO HOO. HAA HAA. HEE HEE. HOO HOO.
the names of the guardians give unique ones too!
"dadbert": (JOHN) that is REALLY weird of you to do
"grandpaharley": (JADE) you KNOW hes dead you jackass!!!!!!!!
"brostrider": (DAVE) come the fuck on
"momlalonde": (ROSE) Why don't you dig up her grave while you're at it?
"dadcrocker": (JANE) I can't say I'm happy about it, but I can't stop you!
"grandmaenglish": (JAKE) Suppose we can't let the ol girl rest now can we.
(i couldn't find one for dirk or roxy..)
so far i've only tried two:
davejade: i see your vision i REALLY do but honestly i should not be enabled like this
jadeharley: nooooo thats me!!
I thought my username (dogtier) would show up something but nope, and welllll i took the chance :D
Turns out doing only the single name also provokes a response. Vrissy, VrissyLalondeMaryam, and VriskaLalondeMaryam all provoke a response. Just like Harry and HarryAnderson also provoke one. So it's not just names and usernames but also variants on names.
My Little Existential Nightmare
Uncertainty is Freedom
Turns out UltDirk, AltCalliope, and HelltierVriska also all work.
My Little Existential Nightmare
Uncertainty is Freedom
Signless, Sufferer, etc. also all work.
My Little Existential Nightmare
Uncertainty is Freedom