the names of the guardians give unique ones too!

"dadbert": (JOHN) that is REALLY weird of you to do

"grandpaharley": (JADE) you KNOW hes dead you jackass!!!!!!!!

"brostrider": (DAVE) come the fuck on

"momlalonde": (ROSE) Why don't you dig up her grave while you're at it?

"dadcrocker": (JANE) I can't say I'm happy about it, but I can't stop you!

"grandmaenglish": (JAKE) Suppose we can't let the ol girl rest now can we.

(i couldn't find one for dirk or roxy..)