WHERE THE FLIP AM I?
Okay, to begin with I have absolutely no idea what my name was, I forgot. But obviously, I also have no idea where I am, all I see right now is some odd structure infront of me and a fridge behind me.
What do I do???
> Start a Roach Cult
Not Justified anyways :P
>Shriek like an imbecile and caress the fridge
ROACH: Look closer at the something farther away.
Hmm. It's not that far away.
ROACH: go up the ladder but take some cockroaches with you as moral support
My roachy friends are HOARDED within the ROTULIBAR.
ROACH: Ascend.
Acending was no issue, now, to Descend...
Thankfully there's another ladder inside.
> Jump down that hole in the floor without hesitation
Please foward all messages to your mothers house
==>Send roaches through the door to scout the area
>roach, knock on the door politely
it's me! the one who keeps stealing all your time!
executive producer of project soundpage ...or something
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ROACH: roach, knock on the door politely
The door is knocked. Gently. Not too forcefully, not too hastily. Twice.
But no answer is given despite the politeness.
What are you hiding inside, door?
> check what the door is hiding inside, break it down hastily
i'm mail main
ROACH: Jump down that hole in the floor without hesitation
But, unlike the other hole I just descended from, this one doesn't seem to have a ladder. I think?
The darkness in the hole in front of me absorbs every inch of electromagnetic radiation surrounding it. Not a thing can be seen. Pure Vantablack.
I'm afraid.
ROACH: Send roaches through the door to scout the area
ROACH:=EJECT ["Brown Cockroach"]=3(math3)
GO MY ROACHES.
ROACH: check what the door is hiding inside, break it down hastily
Or I could, you know, turn the handle and push the door. I haven't tried that yet.
It turns out to be extremely successful.
Back outside?
In my defense, the other side of the door does not have a knob.
> ROACH: Tragically mourn the sacrifice of those brave little bugs.
> Sacrifice a roach to the hole. Listen to hear when it hits the ground.
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit.
He's got nothing to say about that.
look up
> Roach: Check if the roaches have made any progress
Please foward all messages to your mothers house