WHERE THE FLIP AM I?
Okay, to begin with I have absolutely no idea what my name was, I forgot. But obviously, I also have no idea where I am, all I see right now is some odd structure infront of me and a fridge behind me.
What do I do???
> Put grapes in inventory.
I have no idea what this inventory gadget is, but I can use my ROTULITASK to get the grapes.
ROACH:=HOARD ["Stash of Grapes"]
Now I can easily access them whenever I want. They clusters weigh precisely 2167.(38) GRAMS. I'm so weak!!!
get swole by lifting the fridge. then grapes won't be a problem!!
~ HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO DRINK ME ~ ~ WHEN I AM ALREADY BEER ~
> ROACH: What's that thing to your left?
I don't know, but I can try opening those two capsule things.
> okay, open the capsules please, ROACH?
i'm mail main
Turn the grapes into wine.
https://mspfa.com/?s=52851&p=1
Put the grapes in the capsules. It's the only way.
> ROACH: okay, open the capsules please, ROACH?
Alright.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
COCKROACHES!!! EVERYWHERE!!!
> RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!
enter my strange and beautiful realm!
QUICK! maybe what's in the next one will help!
Please foward all messages to your mothers house
theyre your kin, dont worry
sing the ode of your people. call them to your side in your mid-afternoon of need, good Roach.
feed the roaches with a grape.
forget 'board stiff,' ive got rigor mortis!
> Stay calm! Simply do a back handspring and they'll be flung off!
> ROACH: sing the ode of your people. call them to your side in your mid-afternoon of need, good Roach.
I don't think I follow.
And I tripped over. I didn't even notice. The feeling of the roaches on my skin is starting to not bother.
Embrace the roach, become the roach
Please foward all messages to your mothers house
Oh well! When you get up, can you check if there is anything in the other capsule?