You are the building's SCATTY TYPIST, and boy are you hungry. You've been in the office for all of five minutes and you've worked up a wicked appetite. You reckon it's about time for your break.
What will you do?
>Take whatever book looks the most interesting for future use and then head upstairs
> DESTROY the bookshelf, its voluptuous arsenal of Literature cannot be used for evil!
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> BD: ... You're from Baltimore?
You have been invited to partake in the GAME OF GODS. YOU are JUNE EGBERT, taking your seat at the BLUE SIDE of the table, and we are all VERY PROUD OF YOU. Your opponents are THE LATE NAGITO KOMAEDA, FUNKO POP VRISKA SERKET, and SOME GUY IN A HAT.
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> BD: ... You're from Baltimore?
Yes, you grew up on Gay street, which may explain a lot of things.
> BD: grieve lost photos
You collect the ruined photos and construct a funeral pyre.
Amaaaaazing Graaaaace! How sweet the soooound,
That saaaaved a wreeeeetch; like meeeeee!
> Take whatever book looks the most interesting for future use and then head upstairs
You don't have much room in your inventory, so you take your favourite one.
You reach the second floor.
> BD: Ascend ladder.
> SV: Look up and enjoy the view.
-Sincerely, Sharkalien
>Split up and search for clues!
>Go down that long skinny hallway to your right(?)
>Go through the door beyond the ladder
@Sharkalien
You're disgusting for suggesting that. Please don't sexualise my characters.
> BD: Ascend ladder.
> SV: Look up and enjoy the view.
BD has ascended the ladder.
> BD: Ask through the trapdoor what the big idea is, SV?!
-Sincerely, Sharkalien
>Well SV has clearly gotten eaten by the monster, make peace with your new life in the attic
>Look out the window
>Look in the chest for your arms
>Investigate the paintings to make sure they are not keeping some rando immortally youthful or whatever
> BD: Check Chest
> BD: The other chest
> SV: Look behind bookcase for a hidden passage
> BD: Uncover the frame by the painting
> BD: Wear sheet like a spooky ghost
> ST: As suggested by BU, go "up"
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>This is getting out of hand, get back to the office business.
> This is getting out of hand, get back to the office business.
You return from the world of fantasy, only to discover that your office has been filled with nerve gas. You guess that's what the timer was for.
SCATTY TYPIST HAS DIED.
You reload your most recent save.
> ST: As suggested by BU, go "up"
You ascend to the mean point of the chapel. You're holding Doc, because the readers need to remember that is something you have.
>ST: Crawl into that box
You crawl into the box ass-first like some kind of hermit crab. The experience is not entirely unpleasant.
>ST: Open gate.
It appears like you can't. Or at least, the lock to do so is on the other side. I'm sure if you had a circular saw or something, you could open it from this side.
>ST: Break through the bars with your incredible strength
You're embarassed to admit your STR isn't quite up to snuff.
>ST: Run hand along wall in search of loose bricks
You run your hand along the wall.
HOLY SHIT! Its a brick of cocaine. You bet that party gal would love this. If only you still had the chalice...
>ST: shove entire brick of cocaine up nostril.
To store in secret NASAL CAVITY inventory slot, of course, it's what all the pros do.
>ST: shove entire brick of cocaine up nostril.
To store in secret NASAL CAVITY inventory slot, of course, it's what all the pros do.
Are you nuts!? Your nose is nowhere near big enough. Besides, you ought so save this stuff for when you really need it.
You stick this bag of fun with your funbags instead. You REALLY don't want to lose this. Its a snug fit, there's really not a whole lot of room in there.
>ST: Perform skull duplication glitch by placing Doc in your inventory and setting him on the crate
You try duplicating the skull again, but it doesn't work. The requirements for this glitch are probably extremely complicated and nigh impossible to replicate on purpose. You guess you have two skulls now. It feels kind of cheap if they're BOTH called Doc...
> ST: Climb stairs.
>ST: Fall down the stairs
>Etc.
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You ascend to the highest point.
Of this particular room.
> Open chest.
> Let Doc drink from one of the barrels.
>Fill one of the skulls with booze
>Loot that chest there please
>Push the barrels down the stairs, this is a winning intrusive thought
>Loot that chest there please
Well, since you asked so nicely...
Inside is your old inventory! You (re)collect the hand drill and card. The dirk is left on the floor because your WEAPON SLOT is filled.
> Let Doc drink from one of the barrels.
This isn't Doc, peabrain. Doc is downstairs, sitting on a crate. This is the duplicated skull, which you've decided to name SARGE.
Sarge doesn't have much of a lower jaw, not to mention a throat, esophagus, stomach, liver, etc... So the wine simply pours onto the floor.
>Fill one of the skulls with booze
You decide to use Sarge as a cup instead. Your skull runneth over.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, the barrel was not full of wine at all.
Looks like you got an achievement though, and a new outfit alongside it. You can switch those around at any time using the PAUSE BUTTON.
> Open chest.
God damn it, stop that!