>ST: shove entire brick of cocaine up nostril.

To store in secret NASAL CAVITY inventory slot, of course, it's what all the pros do.

Are you nuts!? Your nose is nowhere near big enough. Besides, you ought so save this stuff for when you really need it.
You stick this bag of fun with your funbags instead. You REALLY don't want to lose this. Its a snug fit, there's really not a whole lot of room in there.

>ST: Perform skull duplication glitch by placing Doc in your inventory and setting him on the crate

You try duplicating the skull again, but it doesn't work. The requirements for this glitch are probably extremely complicated and nigh impossible to replicate on purpose. You guess you have two skulls now. It feels kind of cheap if they're BOTH called Doc...

> ST: Climb stairs.

>ST: Fall down the stairs
>Etc.SWEET HOMESTUCK REFERENCE 8^y

You ascend to the highest point.

Of this particular room.