>ST: Crawl into that box

You crawl into the box ass-first like some kind of hermit crab. The experience is not entirely unpleasant.

>ST: Open gate.

It appears like you can't. Or at least, the lock to do so is on the other side. I'm sure if you had a circular saw or something, you could open it from this side.

>ST: Break through the bars with your incredible strength

You're embarassed to admit your STR isn't quite up to snuff.

>ST: Run hand along wall in search of loose bricks

You run your hand along the wall.

HOLY SHIT! Its a brick of cocaine. You bet that party gal would love this. If only you still had the chalice...