I can't be bothered to read it
what orange text
the epilogues are the best part of homestuck
Forum (Beta) means the forum isn't finished being developed. And "store" is when you put things away in a container to use them later, or to give to/exchange with someone else
>eats somewhere other than olive garden once
>fucking dies
dammit im colourblind the AA's text in the new pages
would highlighting the text solve the issue? i unfortunately dont think a summary will serve you well either way since a first appearance establishes characterisation through the details
"Ooh look at me im dirk and im gay. Isnt that evil of me? Im soooo gay and evil. Youre convinced, right? Youre convinced that im scary and evil?"
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Minus all the "Greetings, dread sister!" stuff, it's a bit like:
Morning, Ly'lac! I bet you've got up early for once, so don't ignore me. Today we get to fulfil our glorious destiny! We're all doomed, of course, especially you. Your Satyr cartoon shows can't save you now! But Death is not the end. Your metamorphosis is coming soon, and as your older friend (some might say "master"), I feel proud of you. Oi, Ly'lac, answer me! We need to talk, and I have many problems here. I'm watching you through my Orb. I can see you not checking your messages. YOU'RE my biggest problem right now. Why won't you check your fucking messages?! Fuck off! [A.A.'s orb explodes or something.]
"This is StuckUnderHell, nor am I out of it." - Mephistopheles
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