Minus all the "Greetings, dread sister!" stuff, it's a bit like:

Morning, Ly'lac! I bet you've got up early for once, so don't ignore me. Today we get to fulfil our glorious destiny! We're all doomed, of course, especially you. Your Satyr cartoon shows can't save you now! But Death is not the end. Your metamorphosis is coming soon, and as your older friend (some might say "master"), I feel proud of you. Oi, Ly'lac, answer me! We need to talk, and I have many problems here. I'm watching you through my Orb. I can see you not checking your messages. YOU'RE my biggest problem right now. Why won't you check your fucking messages?! Fuck off! [A.A.'s orb explodes or something.]