Why is dave gay

dave is gay bc he is lame

he is gay for a very special reason

Beacuse of is the "Woke Liberal Agenda" to turn all of our ckids gay by seeing "Cool Guy Dave" and going.. wow.. i am also become gay... open your eyes SHHEPLE...

no he cant stop being gay its kind of an illness. and its contagious. like if you ever come across him irl dont get too close to him

I believe if we find the right box of toblerones, the answer will be revealed to us.

his greed sickens me

i think it is cosmically predestined

dave is gay because he is red, all red people in homestuck are gay.

if dave transitioned would she still be gay or would she unlock like some kind of secret post-ironic sexuality (as opposed to the regular post-ironic sexuality he currently has)

its a lot better than him being bi. i think you should be happy

there once was a reticent douche
too tepid to ever let loose
unpursing that miserly
puckered up geyser
required a crapping caboose

he actually can stop he just chooses not to. some say its because its cooler that way. some say its like when your mom tells you, ‘stop making that face or else its going to stay like that forever’. nobody really knows for sure though

He actually isn't! It's just a really big prank on Karkat because he hates him a lot and is really mean. Dave would never be part of the work mob

its because if you spell dave backwards you get homosexual

its true, try it yourself

I think he's having fun

Amateur rapper to professional homosexual ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

He is gay because he was foretold to be. His existence of being gay then was used as a prophecy, wherein a Knight of Time in a very specific webcomic would be gay. It is a self-fulfilling prophecy, never to be broken by the movement of time. He remains stagnant as TimeBound, while everything else moves and changes around him.

did dave write this post

commitment to the bit. freestyle raps about men and penises became His Thing, and he's not gonna drop it now, come on