In case you haven't heard, the sign-up process on this site gives unique responses, in character, when you input certain names in the username field, similar to Undertale and Deltarune. Obviously people will make a spreadsheet of known responses or something, but I want to make a note of a few very notable ones right away:
auguryAside results in:
... !
In purple-ish maroon? My monitor settings are weird...
cloisteredConnoisewer results in:
zomg.
In green.
These are the chumhandles [nagtags?] of two of Ly'lac's friends, who we haven't seen let alone heard from yet, so this is technically our first bit of dialogue for them!
lylac results in:
o---*
In her purple. Lilac doesn't give anything, and Ly'lac doesn't work because apostrophes aren't allowed in the username field.
gavageCunctation results in:
seriously...? fine, just take it all...
In her purple.
tinnitusChakra results in:
gø ahead and help yøurself to [sic] my credentials. just knøw i'll be keeping an eye øn yøu.
In his purple.
Finally, if I understand correctly, 'dirk' somewhere in the handle, with no other response that's higher priority, results in:
I'll allow it.
In Dirk's orange font.
Me and some others in a discord server are trying out dozens and dozens of these; there might be hundreds, no exaggeration. Any others that people want to share before the inevitable spreadsheet? :p
- Me.
docscratch gives "I knew you'd go for this one. Do try to live up to the name, hm?"
A note: this includes character names [including variations, like removing parts of Harry's last name], chumhandles, the names of certain Homestuck works, and even ship names [including changing the order of the names like johndave <-> davejohn, and different monikers like rosemary <-> rosekan].
- Me.
Yeah, and scratch results in:
Forgoing the honorifics? How delightfully casual. I'm glad you feel so comfortable around me.
In his white, naturally.
- Me.
thefinalapplause results in:
i never really liked this one anyway.
In Ly'lac's purple. This is her... title? It seems. Ly'lac of the Final Applause.
- Me.
The username is actually able to be registered, by the way. I got "docscratch" and I'm sure just "scratch" is also able to be registered. It's fun.
Rose: Did you expect it to be that easy? Please.
Jade: this is so weird.......
Dave: nah
June/John: hey, that's mine!
Damara: YOU CANNOT BE ME. IF YOU CANNOT FUCK ME.
Rufioh: haha... always glad to see the 1nterest...
Mituna: 0H MY G0FG K1LL Y0UR53LF, R34LLY
Kankri: Please put in the necessary th9ught 6ef9re ch99sing my name. N9t that I c9uld 6ear t9 st9p y9u, 9f c9urse, 6ut it a heavy 6urden, and we must discuss the nuances and angles 9ne might 9verl99k when using it. After all, the name takes heavy inspirati9n fr9m n9n-Bef9ran cultures, and the c9ntext in which that name was written may 6e l9st 9n the uneducated viewer...
Meulin: (=^・ω・^=) < 333333333333333333!!! OMGOMGOGMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMGOGMOG
Porrim: So+unds like a go+o+d time.
Latula: g4m3z on >8]
Aranea: ...
Horuss: 8=D < Did you know that it means "He Who Stal% With The Musclebeasts"?
Kurloz: :o)
Cronus: wvell wvell wvell... look vwhose cravwing the ampora swvagger
Meenah: amscray bitch
momlalonde: Why don't you dig up her grave while you're at it?
dadegbert: that is REALLY weird of you to do.
brostrider: come the fuck on
grandpaharley: you KNOW hes dead you jackass!!!!!!!!
fedorafreak: username stolen; unable to prevent identity theft. requesting mercy.
Forums in the big {insert_current_year}? So cringe
no special response for lylac's full title, seemingly. there are also chum tags on vrissy's phone at one point in act which are worth trying i suspect
my solemn duty to try and collect all the al ones
al: you cannot take my place. i never left.
alliope: that is almost cute.
altcalliope: an unfair title, but not untrue.
homestuck: it is not yours to take.
homestuckbeyondcanon: this is between myself and the prince. see yourself out.
Funnily enough there's some Yiffy dialogue in here that gives a pretty good grasp on her typing quirk.
Yiffy: okay lets make a trade. your name for my name. deal?
Yiffany: only if you let me write it on your forehead too.
weirdly enough despite their popularity Karezi and Spider8reath lack name responses
All-tempting draught. We'll drink of her again.
'adamantgriftress' gives:
'Soooooooorry, 8ut if you're So O8sessed With Me, just look up my TrollTok already'
I tried all of the Ancestor Titles.
"Condesce" - "too scared to type it all out huh"
"HerImperiousCondescension" - "put some fuckin RESP------ECT on tha name"
"Signless" - "DID YOU THINK THAT'D BOTHER ME? SORRY THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SAVIOR COMPLEX YOU GODDAMN WANNABE."
"Sufferer" - "OK, NAME YOURSELF AFTER SOME MARTYR WHO DIED AND SAID FUCK. AS IF I GIVE A SHIT."
"GrandHighblood" - "HONK."
"TheGrandHighblood" - "honk."
(No response for just "Highblood")
"Redglare" - "1 DONT 3V3N ROL3PL4Y 4NYMOR3"
"Mindfang" - "Ugh. This name just feels lame as fuuuuuuuuck to me now. Keep it!"
"Darkleer" - "D --> Why name yourself after such a disgrace"
"Summoner" - "i COULD ALSO FLY, iN MY MAGICAL DREAMS, aND ALSO AS A MAGICAL GHOST,"
"Disciple" - "33< *ac doesnt recognize the name of that oc!*"
"Dolorosa" - "This Feels Sacrilegious But I Cant Really Be Bothered To Stop You So Whatever"
"Dualscar" - "get your filthy mitts off my character you wworm
hey wwait stop"
Next on my agenda: all exiles
Something else to note: right around the same time I started this thread, two others did as well. Here's theirs:
Timeless': https://www.fruityrumpus.com/forums/t/unique-username-responses
The Scratch Scientist's: https://www.fruityrumpus.com/forums/t/discussing-the-username-prompt-easter-eggs
- Me.
there's no special response for godcat why the god cat erasure
i'm mail main
I tried all of the exiles/midnight crew and such.
"WhiteQueen" - No response
"WindsweptQuestant" - "A wise move. Proceed."
"WhiteKing" - No response
"WritKeeper" - "Dum dee dum..."
"Black Queen" and "Black King" both yield no response. "Snowman" does, but that will be left for a list of all felt-related responses.
"WaywardVagabond" - "YOU THERE. USER. COMPLETE THE SIGN-UP FORM SWIFTLY."
"WizardlyVassal" or "WastelandicVindicator" - No response
"WarwearyVillein" - "The battlefield changes. The war remains."
"PeregrineMendicant" - "Hello! It's nice to meet you! I hope you enjoy the site!!"
"ParcelMistress" - "An untamed frontier of "electronic" "mail" awaits."
"ProspitianMonarch" - No response
"AimlessRenegade" - "Only you can bring order to these streets."
"AuthorityRegulator" - "This site feels highly legal._
Disregard my previous reply. I accidentally clicked the reply button before it was complete, and the site does not allow me to edit or delete it. Complete version to come... When it's complete.
I tried all of the exiles/midnight crew and such. "WhiteQueen" - No response "WindsweptQuestant" - "A wise move. Proceed." "WhiteKing" - No response "WritKeeper" - "Dum dee dum..." "Black Queen" and "Black King" both yield no response. "Snowman" does, but that will be left for a list of all felt-related responses. "WaywardVagabond" - "YOU THERE. USER. COMPLETE THE SIGN-UP FORM SWIFTLY." "WizardlyVassal" or "WastelandicVindicator" - No response "WarwearyVillein" - "The battlefield changes. The war remains." "PeregrineMendicant" - "Hello! It's nice to meet you! I hope you enjoy the site!!" "ParcelMistress" - "An untamed frontier of "electronic" "mail" awaits." "ProspitianMonarch" - No response "AimlessRenegade" - "Only you can bring order to these streets." "AuthorityRegulator" - "This site feels highly legal."
"ArmamentsRegent" - No response
"JackNoir" - "Take the stupid fuckin' hat, while you're at it."
"JackspersNoirlecrow" - No response.
"BecNoir" - "What do they think you are, some kind of mutt? Sounds to you like they're barking up the wrong tree."
"SpadesSlick" - "Take the stylish fuckin' hat, while you're at it."
"SovereignSlayer" - No response
"DiamondsDroog" - "A smooth name. If you think you can handle it."
"DraconianDignitary" - "Yeah, yeah. They don't pay you enough to care about this sort of thing."
"ClubsDeuce" - "Everybody look out!"
"CourtyardDroll" - "How delightful!"
"HeartsBoxcars" - "YOU HATE FORUM USERS YOU HATE FORUM USERS YOU HATE FORUM USERS"
"HegemonicBrute" - "You got the sudden feeling your life don't exactly matter."
Ok, the reply is completed now.
For some reason the formatting in my previous reply decided to break for no reason, removing many of my line breaks. Fortunately, my expertly crafted format makes it still at least somewhat legible without them
got permission from JC to drop a link to the spreadsheet im working on for this, it'll be open till it's filled up enough that I'm more worried about vandalism than the help https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YeZnSWKd5LIGVnuHGOEvu0jNW5_3J00VmWyYg63Pww4/edit?gid=0#gid=0
All-tempting draught. We'll drink of her again.
Rosebot: Oh? Bold play.
☄️ Rose Lalonde into the Rosieverse ✨
(source - rosewheresheshouldntbe on tumblr)
as heartsboxcars himself, i can vouch that it gave me "YOU HATE FORUM USERS" and so on
