You are in your bedroom and it is 2am. You have been put under strict requirements not to wake up your mother, she has work in the morning you know?
You cannot sleep.
The outside calls, though right now you are stuck in your home. Hometrapped? We'll workshop it later.
What do you do?
retrieve arms from chest, posthaste!
i'm mail main
> Peer out window
Check out my thread-venture: Between A Rock And A (Solid) Place
Inspect the four PAINTINGS OF THE NIGHT SKY that you have arranged to resemble a window.
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> Count each star in the sky, they're blessings!
Be careful not to spill your (unfortunately previously unmentioned) cup of drink
feelin' PEACHY!
> retrieve arms from chest, posthaste!
But.... How do you open the chest without arms....
Truely a paradox for the ages.
> Peer out window
> Inspect the four PAINTINGS OF THE NIGHT SKY that you have arranged to resemble a window.
> Count each star in the sky, they're blessings!
You look through the painted window. The stars and brushstrokes seem to shift as the night sky would.
Your father put these up as decoration when you were very young and they have always perplexed you.
You count your blessings, you may not have arms but at least you have legs!
> fair enough. store the chest in whatever over-complex inventory abstraction you may or may not have at your disposal so you may retrieve your arms later
i'm mail main
> paint more stars onto the windows as to increase your blessing counter
every homestuck character is a transsexual its true
> fair enough. store the chest in whatever over-complex inventory abstraction you may or may not have at your disposal so you may retrieve your arms later
Hm. It would be nice to have this for later...
But how to access your inventory with no arms?
Hm. You get an idea.
Ouch.
ONE (1) CHEST has been added to your inventory
Your inventory is full!
DAZED condition has been applied to ERROR.NULL.RETURN<COULD NOT GET PLAYER NAME>
Seems like you dodged a bullet there...
> think back to your 13th birthday and remember your name...
feelin' PEACHY!
> Happy Birthday, Petra!
enter my strange and beautiful realm!
