> retrieve arms from chest, posthaste!

But.... How do you open the chest without arms....

Truely a paradox for the ages.

> Peer out window
> Inspect the four PAINTINGS OF THE NIGHT SKY that you have arranged to resemble a window.
> Count each star in the sky, they're blessings!

You look through the painted window. The stars and brushstrokes seem to shift as the night sky would.

Your father put these up as decoration when you were very young and they have always perplexed you.

You count your blessings, you may not have arms but at least you have legs!