Let's talk about Clowns.

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Wednesday, August 27th, 2025, 0:32 AM23 days ago

Hello, friends! I'm so happy to see there's activity here, but most of it is kind of... Let's just say "negative" and call it that. So in light of all of the shenanigans going on right now: Who's your favorite clown? Who's your LEAST favorite clown? Who can you break your windpipes laughing over their clown-fuckery and who could you stab 47 times in the chest? I want to see those pie flying, the mOtHaFuCkIn MiRaClEs just sitting there in the air, and the mirth you feel for those who still haunt your nightmares? Let's stir up a new conversation: on of Japes and Jamborees, MoThAfUcKaS ):0)

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Gamzee Makara
Thursday, August 28th, 2025, 1:38 AM22 days ago

Clownpiece forever! She's hard even by touhou boss standards! She throws a moon at you! She's culturally appropriating the american flag!


Stand for the national anthem! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6rvPc0ANvc


Clownpiece, a Blonde fairy wearing a purple jester's hat and an american flag patterned dress


Spades Slick is a butch lesbian 2k25

archivalAngel
Thursday, August 28th, 2025, 10:02 AM21 days ago

I'm so glad you guys are still bumping this, we need more positive and clown coded conversations here.

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Gamzee Makara
Thursday, August 28th, 2025, 10:08 AM21 days ago

Hey im a clowny adjacent peep and a cow moo. I uncomfy with really describing my gender identity at all right now so xenogender of cow represents me fair enough for now. I love clowns.

https://linktr.ee/psycholonials

Thursday, August 28th, 2025, 10:41 AM21 days ago

A Harlequin Ally, if you will? All are welcome to The Carnival ):0)

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Gamzee Makara
Thursday, August 28th, 2025, 2:11 PM21 days ago

A clownpatriot, even!


The image from that Tumblr post of a fox in the snow flinching from strong winds, captioned with "IT FUCKEN WIMDY", with the fox edited to have the god tier outfit of a Bard of Breath.


passeriInformal
Thursday, August 28th, 2025, 2:48 PM21 days ago

I am a huge fan of the Commedia dell'Arte clowns. I took a class on it in college and ever since it has become one of my special interests.


I played the Pantalone, a sort of archetypal grumpy old man, and received a lot of compliments on my stance. For those unaware, Commedia dell'Arte is based on archetypes, meant to be immediately recognizable to the passing audience, something very important considering how the troupes would historically perform in public squares. These archetypes are informed by their masks, but also, their stances, as each moves in a very particular way.


The Pantalone is supposed to move crow-like, which came very naturally to me as someone who is a bit of a magpie. I also remember getting good laughs from how I'd walk hunched down and slow, and then quickly straighten all the way up (I am very tall, for reference), much like a cartoon character.


I had a great time performing, I really miss it.

-- The Butch

Margot Kix
Thursday, August 28th, 2025, 3:49 PM21 days ago

my favorite clown is... mizzlebip...

Blueberry Lunascratch
Friday, August 29th, 2025, 9:56 AM20 days ago

Mizzlebip is such a good clown! ):0) I mean, thematically speaking. XD

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Gamzee Makara
Friday, August 29th, 2025, 11:44 AM20 days ago

I actually just got around to finally playing Psycholonials yesterday. I felt and went through a lot of things in that playthrough let me tell you but most importantly, Mizzlebip is my favourite clown now too.

🥺


The image from that Tumblr post of a fox in the snow flinching from strong winds, captioned with "IT FUCKEN WIMDY", with the fox edited to have the god tier outfit of a Bard of Breath.


passeriInformal
Saturday, August 30th, 2025, 10:34 PM19 days ago

I think my favorite type of clowns are mimes!!! They are so cute when they go :o


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black_pine
Sunday, August 31st, 2025, 4:28 AM19 days ago

You are so right, remember that scene in Detective Pikachu? That shit had me ROLLING for at least the next 15 minutes. ):0)

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Gamzee Makara
Sunday, September 7th, 2025, 4:06 AM12 days ago

My favorite comedy clown is Cookie from the old Bozo show. He's so cute, like if a Shih Tzu could be a clown. My favorite evil clown is Kefka from FFVI. And Dr. Rockso, favorite Rock 'n Roll clown.


My least favorite? Joe Pesci. He just doesn't amuse me.


If you like clowns and webcomics, which you must by being in this thread, I recommend Clown Corps. I discovered it about a month ago when I was reading a different work by the artist. It's about a clown special police force, they use pies, balloons and confetti cannons as weapons. And, they manage to still be cool. It's funny, has shonen-style battles, and lots of interesting characters!



clown corps


Sunday, September 7th, 2025, 4:10 AM12 days ago

Idk what happened with the formatting there... it's just Clown Corps, not C'lown

Sunday, September 7th, 2025, 4:59 AM12 days ago

I will DEFINITELY check this out, my buddy Recon would love this too!

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Gamzee Makara
Monday, September 8th, 2025, 9:34 PM10 days ago

@passeriInformal - I think Marvus is my favourite of the Hiveswap clowns, though it's a close call between him and Karako.


Bit of an Amazing Digital Circus fan, so obviously there's Pomni. Who is a bit of a meme, but I genuinely like her as a character. (And the late lamented Kaufmo, we hardly knew you.)


One of the most memorable Doctor Who storylines I remember from my childhood was "The Greatest Show in the Galaxy," set in a sinister circus on an alien world. Most of the clowns were robots (played by real human clowns, except for the partly disassembled ones. I assume.) The Chief Clown, a human, wore white mime makeup and had superbly sarcastic body language.


@margot_kix - Most of what I know of the Commedia dell'Arte is filtered through my classical music background, and I could really do with learning more! The dashing Harlequin and the melancholy Pierrot turn up in Schumman's music, and he came up with two similar clownsonas, Florestan and Esebius, for the two side of his personality. Later on there's Schoenberg's Expressionist song cycle "Pierrot Lunaire," based on the Verlaine poems. One of my university lectures, Roger Marsh, did his own bilingual setting. And I recently wrote a little song about Pierrot with cameos from Harlequin and Columbine.



"This is StuckUnderHell, nor am I out of it." - Mephistopheles


Bandersnatch Wrangler
Monday, September 8th, 2025, 10:27 PM10 days ago

This Topic is so Relevant now omg, I'm starting to like The Jester from Jester Quest, I think it's supposed to be Maccus. That guy is a TRIP, and probably one of my favorite IRL Jesters ):0)

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Gamzee Makara
Wednesday, September 10th, 2025, 2:54 AM9 days ago

Jevil Delta'd rune... magnificent court jester

He can do ANYTHING!!

Elias/Clementine/Quill
Wednesday, September 10th, 2025, 4:34 AM9 days ago

I love me some Jevil! ):0) The World Keeps Revolving...

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Gamzee Makara
Thursday, September 11th, 2025, 0:44 AM8 days ago

i like the classic pierrot archetype

Daved
Thursday, September 11th, 2025, 9:00 AM7 days ago

Funny enough, I used to play Golden Sun, and there was this class called Pierrot that you were given if you equiped "The Mysterious Card." It came with all sorts of abilities like Juggle and Card Toss and was my favorite class line in the game.

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Gamzee Makara
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