Have you ever thought about what it would be like to be a troll?

i would hate it lmao

yeah and I always thought I'd be like kind of annoying if I were a Troll. I definitely think I'd be one of those Trolls who look down on other people bc of the caste thing T_T

I'd probably die as a grub ngl

like... all the time but I do think it would suck

i'm a taurus i don't want to be a troll

I really like the troll-speak, like "Load Gaper" and "Barkbeast", that's a lot of fun. Their society sucks though.

I always wondered, where is everyone getting their glasses? Clearly they have optometrists (choptometrists?} on Alternia, but they're like a race of teenagers. Who's going into that field?

the idea of a teenager deciding to be an optometrist is absolutely hilarious to me thank you

Being a Beforan troll might be more fun - you'd still be a badass among badasses, but not trapped on living hell of a planet with death and lifelong military service the only possible escapes.

I'm an Aries, so I think I'll pass

Not very different from how I already am tbh