fucking Homestuck swagger party

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Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 0:30 PM2 days ago

my question is : what homestuck character do you think deserves to get crucified/keelhauled/stoned tye most ok thanks guys

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TRIFOLI
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 0:31 PM2 days ago

i'm asking because i want to know what you think

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TRIFOLI
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 1:05 PM2 days ago

Dirk

"We Dirk splinters can be pretty Machiavellian but we do actually have some fuckin' standards."

horse guy
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 2:13 PM2 days ago

crucified- Kankri because of the Jesus parallels. otherwise I think I'd kill Andrew Hussie (the character), because the most he's done in the text was thirst over minors, and also it would be pretty funny I think. also I'm a Gamzee apologist so I say un-lynch and unfridge him (NOT in the epilogues sense), because I see his insane arc as him being mind controlled by Lil Cal and later by Aranea, but then again Hussie hates the character and created him as a joke, so.

oh right we're supposed to be funny. Vriska but I'd get her reincarnated just to make popcorn and read the peoples reactions

sincerely, a Makara + Strider apologist

Cain :)
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 2:27 PM2 days ago

i think its about time we put an end to johns nefariously shitty pranks and other extreme uncalled for acts of pure malice


swag


Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 2:50 PM2 days ago

thank you Jack Offers for having the bests reply

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TRIFOLI
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 7:12 PM1 day ago

I THINK PERHAPS THERE SHOULD BE A LITTLE CRUCIFIXATION OF THE PARCEL MISTRESS. NOT OUT OF CRUELTY. SHE IS SIMPLY THE FACE OF A MARTYR.

A picture of a purple card with a winking Courtyard Droll on it, captioned "You're welcome." There are clubs in each corner except the bottom left where there is another Courtyard Droll.

You say you'd still rather wear the outfit.
He's got nothing to say about that.

DEUCES
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 7:26 PM1 day ago

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