crucified- Kankri because of the Jesus parallels. otherwise I think I'd kill Andrew Hussie (the character), because the most he's done in the text was thirst over minors, and also it would be pretty funny I think. also I'm a Gamzee apologist so I say un-lynch and unfridge him (NOT in the epilogues sense), because I see his insane arc as him being mind controlled by Lil Cal and later by Aranea, but then again Hussie hates the character and created him as a joke, so.

oh right we're supposed to be funny. Vriska but I'd get her reincarnated just to make popcorn and read the peoples reactions