A Very Important Subject Matter

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Wednesday, September 24th, 2025, 5:38 PMabout 1 month ago

dersite in a shittily drawn office with 9 of clubs cards scattered accross the floor and furniture

You are a very serious PISS PHILOSOPHER. One of Derse's best, as a matter of fact. One of the best piss philosophers in the entire Incipisphere if we're being honest. Okay fine you're the only one.


You are the one and only PISS PHILOSOPHER and you are currently standing in your unbelievably shitty looking office doing fuck all.


What will you do?


(MSPFA mirror for convenience's sake: https://mspfa.com/?s=65170&p=1, preferably comment suggestions in this thread though)

> INTERMISSION
Monday, October 20th, 2025, 5:46 PM15 days ago

> PP: Mash books against the window and see what happens


bro

s(he's) (bro)ken

exeptionalQuake
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2025, 8:21 AM14 days ago

.> Do an acrobatic fucking karate kick on the door and open it by sheer cool value.

Our Home! It's Stuck!

webb.
Monday, November 3rd, 2025, 2:03 AM2 days ago

> You're fucked. Jump out of the window

Gamtheidiot
Tuesday, November 4th, 2025, 1:51 AM1 day ago

> Wait no, don't do that.

Gamtheidiot
Topic: A Very Important Subject Matter