You are a very serious PISS PHILOSOPHER. One of Derse's best, as a matter of fact. One of the best piss philosophers in the entire Incipisphere if we're being honest. Okay fine you're the only one.
You are the one and only PISS PHILOSOPHER and you are currently standing in your unbelievably shitty looking office doing fuck all.
What will you do?
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>PP: Admirer Poster
I understand All of the time travel in Homestuck. All of it.
>PP: Look out your window
I understand All of the time travel in Homestuck. All of it.
> PP: Fondly regard redaction
> PP: Look up at the sick and awesome poster of Homer Simpson taped to your ceiling.
> PP: scarf down the cards. leave your office immediately.
censor THIS.
> Philosophically ponder books.
it's me! the one who keeps stealing all your time!
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> Consider becoming a NORMAL PHILOSOPHER instead.
> PP: Stop pondering, considering, or regarding anything except for piss immediately. And the Nine of Clubs. The Nine of Clubs is cool.
I understand All of the time travel in Homestuck. All of it.
> PP: Admire poster.
This is your INSPIRATIONAL POSTER. You have no clue what that creature it depicts is but the whole image looks eerily familiar.*
(*Noxy room is what the refrance)
> PP: Look out your window.
Nothing out of the ordinary is going on out there. In fact so little is out of the ordinary that I'm not even going to bother actually drawing what you are seeing
> Philosophically ponder books.
Those are the best-selling (well not really but you like to think they are) books you've written on what is truly the most important subject matter out there. (By which I mean piss if you didn't get that somehow.)
> PP: Fondly regard redaction.
You skim through some of your work. You've written a lot on the topic. There is a lot to say about piss.
> Consider becoming a NORMAL PHILOSOPHER instead.
no
> PP: Look up at the sick and awesome poster of Homer Simpson taped to your ceiling.
What are you talking about, you don't have a Homer Simpson poster. You don't even know who that is...
> Next.
Wait.
> Next.
Oh what the hell.
> PP: Stop pondering, considering, or regarding anything except for piss immediately. And the Nine of Clubs. The Nine of Clubs is cool.
You vacantly stare at your FIVE NINE OF CLUBS CARDS and let your mind wander. You end up philosophically pondering THE ARCHAGENT'S PISSING RADIUS in your head for fifteen minutes. This is not a waste of time at all.
> PP: Scarf down the cards. Leave your office immediately.
You eat a random 9 of clubs without thinking about it much.
> Next.
Oh shit you guess that one was the key to your office. Damn.
> PP: Wield THIRD NINE OF CLUBS in a weaponly manner
> Pry the door from its hinges using your high VIM stat (assuming you have one).
try being another guy
go read it https://fruityrumpus.com/forums/t/consortmysteryquest
> PP: Remove WINDOW from wall and enter your secret hideout.
I understand All of the time travel in Homestuck. All of it.