You find yourself in a completely dark room, coming to just as you hear the door behind you lock. You are not bound to anything, but you can tell your wrists and ankles were bound with rope recently. A quick search of your pockets reveals you have no items on your person - ones that would help you see or otherwise.
You're not really sure about anything that's going on right now. All you know is that something in this room reeks. Your SCHNOZOMETER is going nuts.
SCHNOZOMETER:
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SCHNOZOMETER RATING: R.A.N.K (REALLY ABSOLUTELY NOT KEEN ON SMELLING THIS ANYMORE)
Oh yeah. That, and the obvious...
How are you gonna get out of this mess?
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>Think hard about dirkroxy.
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Then yell for help.
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> Crawl back against the door, then... follow the left wall! It might be a maze!
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> Crawl back against the door, then... follow the left wall! It might be a maze!
You crawl on your ass until you feel your back against the cold, metal door. You shiver a little. You use the handle to pull yourself up, your breath shaky and your legs feeling weak. For good measure, you jiggle it a little and confirm that it is indeed locked.
You start following the left side of a wall, making a mental map of the place as you do.
As you get closer and closer to the right side of the room (from the perspective of you with your back against the door, for clarity) the pungent smell gets worse and worse until your keen SCHNOZOMETER tells you you're right next to the source.
SCHNOZOMETER:
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SCHNOZOMETER RATING: CHUCK-UP IMMINENT
Quickly continuing until you hit the door again, you determine that you're stuck in a square room with a few furnishings. You can pretty accurately tell how big the room is, too. With a full mental map, you have halved the rate at which you will probably stub your toe.
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> Fiddle with top left furnishing. Are there any handles or drawers?
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> Fiddle with top left furnishing. Are there any handles or drawers?
You follow the left wall back to the top left furnishing, carefully running your hands across it. You find a handle to what can easily be assumed to be a drawer, which you open. You hear a few small items rattle around as you do, but you can't tell what they are just from sound.
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>Inspect each item carefully, let your hands be your eyes.
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> Inspect each item carefully, let your hands be your eyes.
You carefully reach your hand into the drawer and feel about. There are a total of three items. One is a small, rubber ball, the other feels like a pen, and the third is what seems to be a sheath without a dagger in it.
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> Sheathe pen.
> Lick the bottom left object on your internal map.
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> Sheathe pen.
You drop the pen into the sheath. It clatters around a little bit.
> Lick the bottom left object on your internal map.
You make your way to the bottom left of the room and run your tongue against the furnishing there. Your face recoils as your TASTEOMETER goes into the negatives. It appears you have licked a bed that has had some unpleasant materials seep into it.
TASTEOMETER:
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TASTEOMETER RATING: THAT WAS DEFINITELY MOSTLY URINE
You do not like this room.
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> Grab the small rubber ball.
You make your way back to the drawer and grab the ball, bouncing it a few times for good measure. Thanks to some pretty good coordination, you're able to catch it. While it might not prove useful, it never hurts to have a small, rubber ball on your person. You take the pen and sheath while you're at it.
INVENTORIUM:
LEFT HAND: SHEATHED PEN
RIGHT HAND: N/A
LEFT POCKET: RUBBER BALL [SIZE 1][SPACE LEFT: 4/5]
RIGHT POCKET: N/A
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