Lies.
Hiya. Just a random question, but you know what a majority vote is?
worked 4 years as a Threshecutioner
not if i have anything to say about it
Anthrax.
That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.
I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.
Probably your Username
*indulging in Various z(n+1) = z(n)^2 + c*
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Put a screenshot of the amount in your bank account. If it's high you're asserting dominance, if it's low then they'll pity you and will show them why you need the job in the first place.
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make sure you put dowvn howv many babes you'vwe talked to. that'll get them to reconsider and hire you on the spot.
Not sure exactly (usually just school, work experience, skills, etc) but whatever you do I'd recommend not putting the same email on it that you used to make your account lol
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I usually try to bulk my resume by adding volunteer hours. Its like work hours but you can just lie hah! My boss really liked my daycare volunteer hours (never worked in a daycare in my life). I make good money now though
That's also true, with volunteer stuff (unless it's really pertinent to the job you're getting) they don't really check to see if you're being truthful since it's not as concrete as prior employment, I did the same when I put on my resume that I volunteered at a food place nearby pretty frequently when I'd only done so like twice lmao
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You can put us down as a reference but we will lie when they ask us about you
try this 
anti homestuck i hate those guys
lies
and also take wwhatever skills or hobbies you actually havve and make them seem cooler then they are
magic is so fake
