The Simpsons Roleplay

yes, i, DARK NED, wave at the passerby. i say, "Good morning! I am Dark Ned. My vocabulary is uninteresting. Do you need my wares?"

Can i be my simp sons oc? her name is lyla

@vers
You are HANS MOLEMAN. You are an OLD MAN, but you are still YOUNG AT HEART, listening to METALLICA in your spare time, which you have A LOT OF, since you are RETIRED. Today, however, you have been spending your time at the PARK. What will you do?

I sic my hounds upon Moleman.

sidenote everyone can submit commands for "taken" characters. lets see where this goes

i, for one command, be one of the Hounds sic'd upon Moleman. i shed a tear for him, knowing he doesnt deserve this, before biting down on his femur. i go back to being Dread Flanders(tm) right after.

You have not unlocked your DARK NED abilities yet! The man outside finds your staring unsettling and pretends he was going SOMEWHERE ELSE. Way to lose a customer, dumbass! Better luck next time...

say, i wonder who that youngster approaching from the right is! i greet them and ask if theyd like to have a look at my Store.

i claim to be snake jailbird cause hes a COOL CAT.

@omniformmedium:

The YOUNG MAN walks in and asks you if you have any VIDEO GAMES. You find the question baffling; why would a store specializing in products for LEFT-HANDED PEOPLE have any SATANIC MEDIA? Nevertheless, due to the YOUNG MAN's persistence, you promise to check the storage room.

more interactions when i wake up, probably

In your STORAGE ROOM, you have found four copies of a WEIRD LOOKIGN GAME. This must be what the YOUNG MAN is after! You're not sure how you got your hands on this, but you're a SUCCESSSFUL BUSINESSMAN, you can't keep track of everything passing through YOUR STORE. The problem is that you have no idea what the PRICE of the games is. They don't even have a barcode for you to scan!

You make your return to the YOUNG MAN and show him what you've found. He is rather PUZZLED. He is not familiar with the title of the game and he cannot find any information on it online, either. Since you're unsure what you're even trying to sell, you eventually decide you're parting with it for free, which he APPRECIATES IMMENSELY. He thanks you for the discount and leaves your store without buying anything else. Oh well. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

The rest of your day was RATHER UNREMARKABLE. Sales were rather good, but as a consequence, you had YOUR HANDS BUSY. Currently, you are HAPPY to go get a GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.

I wanna be the Steamed Ham SimpSon

@slashed_out THERES TWO OF THEM??

Ohohohohoho! Hello residents of Springfield! Your small city now belongs to the Frieza force!

//I am back because I was told on a different site I could be unbanned so long as I wasn't peter, even though I REALLY wanted to be peter but I guess this is fine....

can i be Moe from the bar

Can i be the guest star?