Your name is LOREM IPSUM. You have an interest with Bowling & Arcade Games, and sometimes even dabble in the 'Sciences'. Currently; you have no idea where you are in the slightest, but you don't particularly care about that right now.
What will you do?
> Look under your hat.
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Lorem: Examine room.
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> LOREM: Examine Room.
... Can you even call this a room? No furniture, no houseplants, nary even a single door!
You fail to discover any walls in the vicinity...
Or a ceiling for that matter.
You begin to realize you may be trapped within a "Limbo" like state for the near future. Things just got that slight bit more interesting.
> LOREM: Think About Bowling.
You do that.
You love the part where the ball rolls and hits the thing and you win the points. So much in fact you own like 7 of the alleys in the town you live in. Not bad, eh?
God you love bowling.
Hey, wait.
While your hand is close to your face...
> LOREM: Look under your hat.
You also do this.
Great! Your ULTRA-EMERGENCY rations are still intact, not one of your three SOUR RAINBOW LICORICE BITES are gone! You are very happy about this.
> LOREM: Put hat back on head.
You put your hat back on. Nothing better to do, anyway.
Lorem: Admire own outfit!
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit.
He's got nothing to say about that.
> LOREM: Admire own outfit.
Honestly, it's second nature to have this specific outfit on. It just fits so well in most situations, notwithstanding the gaudy stripes! They're just so colorful, and you LIKE being colorful, you'd never be found with less than three colors of the rainbow on your outfit.
You are unaware of the fact that due to the art style you only have a single color visible not counting monochromatic tones.
Oh, and the hat's pretty nice as well.
It is beginning to dawn on you that by standing in the same place, doing nothing but checking you and your surroundings out, nothing of interest is going to happen.
That's right! NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
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