share a lie about yourself
=:> look it's a buny
"I'm a Ishmael" (Melville, 1851, pp. 263)
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required reading for land dwwellin scum -> https://www.tumblr.com/blog/girleridanofficial
I went to the moon and there's cheese there the government doesn't want you to know this.
i haven't committed federal crime
Go read this go read this go read this pleaseeeee
https://mspfa.com/?s=60788&p=1
I Was Not Dispatched From The Marines For Dating All The Fosh Women There
I Was Dispatched From The Marines For Dating All The Fish Girls There
*toby fox is my best friend and told me that undertale 2 will come out in a bit
I own the Pepsi corporation, AND I'm halting ALL production!
i did not kill that man, officer!
i NEVER ate my cat's food just to try it....................................
I am not a homosexual
When the beat drops I'm going to fucking kill myself
I DO NOT HATE MY SISTER.
OKAY I DO. I CANNOT EVEN BRING MYSELF TO LIE ABOuT SuCH A THING.
Sincerely, rupaul superfans
I am a human being, with flesh and blood and internal organs. No metallic properties here, no siree.
every day i get up i do one (1) pushup for every year of my age. due to this i will one day become the strongest person alive or dead.
this scenario does not effect my disabilities in the slightest and actually i've never had one before officer ever in my life.
Post-canon is so good that I hate it.
"OH NO! NOT THE LAZERS AND THE SPIKES!" "Oh, you know the drill." "OH NO! NOT THE DRILL!"
"The government is BEES!"
"My brother has a brother."
"BUZZZZZZZZ asterisk"
"The sun is a deadly razor." "Oh yeah? Well, what does it do?" "It shaves your head off."
I HATE AO3 AND ITS EVIL AND SHOULD DIE RAAAHHHHH
- SS :3
I most certainly do NOT microwave milk and drink it out of a mug through a straw three times a day
!
1 go outside regularrly.
PatchworrkStarrs
i was involved in the incident of 1999 at 11:30am
"screw you guys, im going home" - Eric Cartman
