(For those who are new to the topic (I'm making the thread just now but we've constantly been talking about it on the MSPFA server for over a month now) I feel the need to specify that is is not remotely meant to be NSFW (so don't make it), I just have the sense of humour of a 5 year old.)
Carapacian piss! Discuss.
Once upon a time (on the 24th of july of the year of our lord 2025) I brought up the fact that Jack Noir has canonically been stated to have a "magnificent [...] pissing radius" in the MSPFA server which sparked a conversation that would soon become a recurring topic. This is how it all started:
Great, awe-inspiring things have been said about the subject, such as:
Also recently we debated on a tier list of individual characters' pissing skills and this is what we all eventually decided to agree on for now:
Do YOU have anything to say on the subject of carapacian piss? Discuss. This is what the thread is for.
@gardenagnostic thank you so much for your research you are contributing to science
i also don't think the dersites can shit
is it only dersites that cant shit? is the implication here that theres a sort of disparity where you either shit bad and piss good or piss good and shit badly? i am fascinated by this prospect please elaborate
prospit and derse are in direct opposition to one another, no? prospit worships skaia and the frog, derse wants it gone. it makes sense that it would translate to piss. skaia fucks with prospitian's piss supply (hence the yellow) and the horrorterrors fucked with every single dersite's colon. they are all incredibly constipated and that is why they are Like That.
@gardenagnostic @dailyturnip THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCUSSION THANK YOU. "they are all incredibly constipated and that is why they are Like That." is a beautiful sentence
after an insane occurence in the homestuck server there is now an OFFICIAL CARAPACIAN PISS PHILOSOPHY DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/pwrrWzcM
..i don't have anything to share on the matter.
{OOC}
[i love how stupendiously serious this topic of debate is. this is what debate ought to be.]
---- Heads or tails?
This is easily the second most important topic to ever grace this website. Personally I like to piss in the applejuice containers my idiot kid leaves in his closet and then reseal them.
ok strider. where does this place you on the tier list
i'm pretty sure dersites can shit doesn't jack talk about derse jail waste disposal during his jailbreak
NO you don't understand. the THEMES. the waste disposal is piss. it's all piss.
this thread the type of stuff i make up in the shower lulz
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