Let's talk plush rump. You love that shit, it's your fucking jam. Don't even try to hide it. Everyone knows it. We've got puppets, puppets and puppets.
Remember: Fuck you and buy some Plush Rump.
mr strider please help i'm deep in the ocean of puppet ass and i can't breathe i think i'm drowning in felt
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Smuppets are so great, you could make a whole show about them.
I long to be elbow deep in succulent plush puppet ass.
This is some straight up delirious biznasty, Dawg!!![]()
i had a feeling there would be consequences for the revival of smuppets.
Only the best days make us live laufh lovet
If a given ass isn't pumped to bursting with the finest Egyptian cotton, is it even worth smacking?
The success of a paradigm may not be for the reasons it claims (i.e. accurate description of the world). This is good.
We got fear in the water, everyone. Circle 'em like sharks.
finally a good thread on this vwebsite
RE: @smuppets
> "be grateful little fucker"
sir i am dying of asphyxiation due to immense amounts of plush rumps why hath thou forsaken me
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im crafting my own smuppet but i simply cant get its ass plush enough what do i do
yes sir the earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter
i cannot sleep at night without my face planted in a fine pair of velvety cheeks
@tony repeat the following prayer:
"I implore Muppet Jesus in his Heavenly castle:
Prithee fat pillows for this cross-knitted asshole!
Like mana let manifold corpulent tush
Be made manifest in one insolent plush!
With cotton elysian befitting Your grace
Inculcate this keister of linen and lace!"
The success of a paradigm may not be for the reasons it claims (i.e. accurate description of the world). This is good.
This thread grows more dangerous with each admission to plush rump devotion.
Only the best days make us live laufh lovet
there once was a j3ster named lynch
perturbed by the amorous pinch
of fingers on fiber
of highest caliber
with foam filling out every inch
The success of a paradigm may not be for the reasons it claims (i.e. accurate description of the world). This is good.
my wife and kids are gone because of this thread i hope you all feel proud of yourselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LqxwUfvNyM
(to the tune of Pearl Jam's "Last Kiss")
O where, o where could my family be?
The porn took 'em away from me
Beanie bag booties and a strokable schnoz
Have dispossessed this father of cause
The success of a paradigm may not be for the reasons it claims (i.e. accurate description of the world). This is good.
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We're slacking. Up the body count.