a cat eared specimen stands in a room.
is it theirs? who knows.
what will it do? it doesnt know itself, honestly.
forget 'board stiff,' ive got rigor mortis!
> Retrieve tail from drawer
Kindness, Kindness Terezi~ Kindness, Kindness Terezi~
> scratch up the cupboard
Whoa, it's like a postcard: Dear Sarge, kicking ass in outer space. Wish you were here!
> Retrieve tail from drawer.
tail? what tail? you've never had a tail. and even then, why would it be in a d-
oh.
would you look at that. guess you do have a tail.
forget 'board stiff,' ive got rigor mortis!
> CAT-EARED SPECIMEN: Observe objects on top of dresser
ab aeterno, et aeterno
> Violently maul bag of cat food.
> Mark territory.
"come on charlie brown, i'll hold the ball and you'll kick it!"
> Violently maul bag of cat food.
That's no bag of cat food, that's a HALF EATEN BAG OF CRACKER JACKS YOU GOT AT THE CORNER STORE DOWN THE STREET!
No point in eating them anymore, they're probably stale. Never got to the peanuts either. You were told to shake it to get the peanuts early, but that's crazy that would never work.
forget 'board stiff,' ive got rigor mortis!
> Scream like a kitten and make a litterbox out of your dresser
i'm mail main
> Yell at door to magically open it.
"come on charlie brown, i'll hold the ball and you'll kick it!"
> Whap that box in the corner.
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit.
He's got nothing to say about that.
> Scream like a kitten and make a litterbox out of your dresser
You give that action a good and hard thought. Such juvenile actions would be fun, but you'd rather not desecrate this room. It's already messy enough
Though, it isn't really YOUR room, now that you think about it. But since the owner is nowhere to be found, it might as well be. Finders keepers, you guess.
forget 'board stiff,' ive got rigor mortis!
> Yell at door to magically open it.
You approach the door and shout "OPEN SESAME" at it.
...Nothing happens because it might be open. Why would a room door be locked from the outside?
Nonetheless, you learned the skill "COLD QUIP."
forget 'board stiff,' ive got rigor mortis!
> Scratch at the door and purr incessantly
ab aeterno, et aeterno
>Examine the contents of the drawers.
> Examine contents of the drawers.
To nobody's surprise, the dresser drawers are full of dresses. Well, at least this one is.
Do you wear these dresses?
...On occasion.
forget 'board stiff,' ive got rigor mortis!