Dear @taphonomicgrackles, I wouldn't know. I'm not dead as you can see.
Dear @klutzington, I don't think that song is very respectable to my person. Please take that down.
Dear @junedave.
My proudest acomplishment is being able to read the webcomic "Homestuck"
keep this up and pauls gonna make you record maxwells silver hammer again
hello john when will you share with the world what happened between you and paul in india
Dear @madcaplaughs, nothing happened between me and Paul in India that you don't already know.
Sincerely
- John Lennon
i understand. it seems love truly does win…
(Mark David Chapman voice) Hey do you mind signing this album for me?
"Lenin walks around the world.
Frontiers cannot bar him.
Neither barracks nor barricades impede.
Nor does barbed wire scar him.
Lenin walks around the world.
Black, brown, and white receive him.
Language is no barrier.
The strangest tongues believe him.
Lenin walks around the world.
The sun sets like a scar.
Between the darkness and the dawn
There rises a red star."
-Langston Hughes
john Lennon do you think 9/11 was an inside job
If you see me out in Quahog, say hi
But if you meet me at the Clam, I'm a talkative guy
Maybe we'll talk over beers and remember the time
And we know even at my Lois, I'm a family guy
Dear @juneytunes,
Sure, I'll sign this album for you Mr. Chapman.
Sincerely
- John Lennon
Dear @roselalondee,
No comment.
Sincerely
- John Lennon
John Lennon did you do 9/11
Please foward all messages to your mothers house
Dear @awesomeloser,
I had no involvement in the 11/9/2001 terrorist attacks.
Sincerely
- John Lennon
dear john lennon
heaven wont save you from the hell that is mortality
the end
"god complex? no, its quite simple!"
