For some reason you have an inkling that once you leave this room it may be some time before you have a chance to return. You’d best make sure you’ve done or seen everything here you need to.
Are you forgetting anything?
Brush your... Hair?
Consult the massive black tome
This is a premature ventriloquism / Like a séance for someone who isn't dead yet / This is a fatal pretension—like hanging yourself with a velvet rope / I sign it like a death receipt / This is: stop hitting yourself! / It's pushing a pork roast in a vintage pram / This is an empty cuckoo clock, fast approaching midnight / This is a ransom note with no demands
- Pain Imperatives, Hera Lindsay Bird
Waste time watching something on your computer.
read the Homestuck Epilogues
Don't ask why Geno hates Jade Harley.
> Examine your iconic shelly resting area.
Dirk: cut to the chase
Ly'lac: Draw something with the mysterious green substance on the ground
Do a backflip, do so many backflips.
It's pronounced 'Ze-duq360'
retrieve your trusty ~ATH - A Handbook for the Imminently Deceased
I wish I was all caught up so I could suggest stuff/know whats going on
Make sure all that Icky Slime Is Cleaned Up, why Is it Everywhere
Pose as a team. The world is real.
Your ELX
>Play one game of solitaire
Hug a bomb
Drop the Demon Core.
And water your damn flowers
Ring the bell and wake up the mini castle inhabitants!
Ly'lac: That green goop may be useful, for goop-related purposes. Bottle up some of it, for emergency use later!
> Poke head squid