What if instead of gamzee liking clowns he liked fortnite and karkat came up to him from behind in homestuck beyond canon pregnant as it rains meatballs
Is this what actually happens in Beyond Canon? I have not read a single page of it and I am currently as naive as a newborn baby so you must answer truthfully. Any lies you say will be written into my mind as objective fact and you will have to live with the burden of fooling the folk if you say something wrong on purpose.
A hard-boiled detective sleuthed here...
Problem sleuth, gamzee becomes a very big fan of fortnite after being unlocked from the fridge and plays it all day, he and sollux love it! After the fact, gamzee gets karkat pregnant after it rains meatballs due to cosmic nonsense. this is all truthful and i am no fool, nor clown. You will take this as fact and you WILL believe me.
Very well. You have convinced me. Not that it would be hard to convince me, as I have said I am very easy to convince due to being naive.
A hard-boiled detective sleuthed here...
HONK.
How could someone possibly come up with a concept so random, and yet at the same time, so very epic?
