A young man st-- hey, come on now, you're not even paying attention! Put the book down, just for a second?
There, that's better.
You are thirteen years old. You like Homestuck. You engage in pointless discussions on the forums whenever you can. It is a sunny, summery afternoon, and you are feeling especially critical.
What will you do?
> Never think about Dot Matrix from Reboot ever again.
> Use pile of change to buy an ad on the FRAF Forums.
> Ruminate on today's criticism.
> Catch up on the 1200+ new posts in the 6 dozen drama threads spread across the forums.
-Sincerely, Sharkalien
> Dox Sharkalien's full name and address on his user page.
> Download a bomb on the internet.
Pick up coins... very... carefully...
Easy does it... easy... easy....
You successfully pick up all your coins! It's times like this you wish sylladexes were a real thing. For now it's just going in your pockets.
Look under Problem Sleuth poster for gun vault.
Let's just reach up and...
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!
been gearing up for a move so i haven't found a lot of time to work on panels. i'm still working my way thru the last batch of commands!
Destroy everything in a fit of rage. Fuck it all.
Blood boils. Flames flicker behind your eyes and lick at the back of your skull. You're angry. You're pissed off. You're.... you're....
... You're not really feeling it anymore. It's easier to get mad about stupid stuff online than about actual stuff in your real life.
Complain about this online.
Yeah, this is probably a more productive outlet.
> pick a fight with a discord companion then block them before they can win
It's pronounced 'Ze-duq360'
> Open Homestuck and watch EOA2 again because it is so awesome.
> Check FRAF Forums.
>Write a new story in your private writings.
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My pfp is by bangerbot!!!
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> Check for Windows updates
> Check your Discord messages
>look outside your window for a lay of the land
Sincerely, rupaul superfans
>Embarrass yourself on twi- sorry i mean X.com, The Everything App
>Browse "PRIVATE WRITINGS" folder
>Flip to your favourite Homestuck page, the one you bookmarked because it was simply so good
>Take a minute to sweep up the mess you've caused on the floor. That's a serious hazard!!
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